Assignments for New Year's KVN for high school students. Funny stories for the New Year's holiday, based on KVN jokes from different teams
New Year's Eve at your school the game will take place"Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful"? The audience and the jury will enjoy mini-scenes based on fairy tales, cartoons, issues of the humorous magazine "Yeralash" and New Year's jokes for KVN at school, which play out various situations on lessons.
To stage such miniatures, you don’t have to learn the texts by heart, the main thing is to convey the essence of what this or that character is saying.
How to organize KVN at school for the New Year?
In the first school scene New Year's KVN involves Baba Yaga and her daughter. For this production you will need original props - costumes and wigs for fairy-tale characters.
The girl cries and Baba Yaga asks her what happened. The daughter replies that she wants to play the role of the Snow Maiden on New Year's party, but she was told that she was not beautiful enough for this.
- Or maybe the role would suit you? Snow Queen? - Baba Yaga is interested.
“Just think: her outfit is several kilograms of icicles, and her crown is made of broken mirror. This is a direct threat to my health!
“Okay, let’s make a Snow Maiden out of you,” Baba Yaga agrees. First of all, Leshy will create a suitable hairstyle for you. Keep in mind that he is natural materials works - snags yes fir cones, instead of varnish - resin.
Baba Yaga's daughter:
- What a deal! But I also need a suitable outfit.
Baba Yaga:
- You, daughter, will have everything in the first category: Cinderella’s dress, glass slippers...
Daughter:
- What are you talking about, mama, this is the century before last! I need a killer set: a leather jacket, ripped jeans, bandana with rhinestones and Adidas sneakers.
Baba Yaga:
- Okay, daughter! Everything will be top class!
I'll conjure some new clothes
For my daughter's party.
Cracks, pex, fax!…
At the end of this skit at the school KVN about Baba Yaga, her daughter appears before the audience in a new outfit and declares:
– What can I say, you see for yourself: beauty is a terrible power!
What other New Year's jokes are suitable for KVN at school?
Your performance in various competitions, be it “Greeting”, “ Homework"or "Captains Competition" will diversify comic skits for school KVN - for example, these:
- This year my parents let me go to meet them for the first time New Year with friends. But after my mother found a shopping list in my jeans pocket for... festive table, for some reason he and dad decided to join us.
- There is a superstition in our class that if you lean out the window on New Year’s Eve and... memorize all the tickets, you will definitely pass the exam.
- The good half Russian teachers writes comments in her diary, and the evil half also calls her parents to school on the eve of the holiday.
- School is a place where teachers demand knowledge from students in all subjects, while they themselves know only one.
- Also in kindergarten we were given a sentence: 11 years of school regime with confiscation of toys.
Funny miniatures for KVN for 2019 New Year can be staged with the participation of Father Frost and the Snow Maiden. Once they invited the children to visit and began to ask them questions about the materials of the school curriculum.
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Father Frost:
– What are dense forests?
Pupil:
– These are the kind of forests in which it’s good to snooze!
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Snow Maiden:
– Who can name five wild animals?
The student raises his hand.
- A lion, a lioness and... three lion cubs.
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A letter arrived in the mail from a boy to Santa Claus:
– Grandfather Frost, send me a warm hat, mittens and socks for the New Year.
The postal workers took pity on the boy and bought him mittens and socks, but there wasn’t enough money for a hat: you yourself know that salaries at the post office are small. An answer comes from the boy:
- Thank you, Grandfather Frost, for the mittens and socks, and it seems that the evil women at the post office stole my hat.
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A boy writes a letter to Santa Claus:
"Hello Dedushka Moroz! I received the Chinese firecrackers that you sent me last time, and I really liked them. For this New Year, I would like to ask you to give me two fingers on my right hand and an eye!”
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On New Year's Eve, Pinocchio approaches Papa Carlo and asks to give him a toy animal. Dad Carlo thought and thought and made a toy. He gave it to Pinocchio and heard that he was crying.
- What's happened? – asks Papa Carlo.
“I just wanted a toy - a dog or a cat,” answers Pinocchio, “and this toothy beaver looks at me strangely!”
Other jokes for New Year's school KVN
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– Now you will hear phrases that you will not hear on New Year’s Eve...
“Mom, dad, stay at home, let's spend the New Year together”; “Girls, go, drink what you want and as much as you want, and my father and I will sit here together.”
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Santa Claus doesn't exist. He lives to the fullest.
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An emergency at school: at a New Year's celebration, a boy in a cucumber costume was bitten by a physical education teacher.
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Seven-year-old Petya almost believed in Santa Claus, but dad laughed and his beard came off.
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Elite boy kindergarten learning a New Year's rhyme:
– Hello, Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard!
Give a BMW X-5 for the New Year!
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A children's search engine called Woogl was presented at a Tambov school for the New Year. If you want to know a lot - Vugl!
For the New Year, you can also act out scenes for KVN, the action of which takes place in school during lessons.
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At school, children write an essay on the topic “What would I ask Santa Claus for the New Year?”
Vovochka:
– Dear Grandfather Frost! Make sure we are not forced to write these stupid essays anymore!
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During a math exam, the teacher carefully observes the students and from time to time kicks out of the class those who have cheat sheets.
The director looks into the classroom:
- How's the exam going? I think there are a lot of cheaters here!
Teacher:
- No, the lovers have already gone home. Only professionals remain here.
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Teacher:
– Petrov, why do you look at your watch every minute?
Petrov:
“Because I’m terribly worried that a stupid call might interrupt this amazingly interesting lesson at a completely inopportune time.”
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Teacher:
- Children, draw a square with a side of twelve centimeters!
Petrov:
- Marya Ivanovna, what kind of square is this - with one side?!
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Teacher:
- You, Sidorov, interesting essay, but why isn't it finished?
Sidorov:
– Because my father was urgently called to work!
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Teacher:
- And now I will prove to you the Pythagorean theorem.
Petya from the back desk:
- Is it worth it, Ivan Ivanovich? We already believe you!
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Teacher:
– Why is European time ahead of American time?
Petushkov holds out his hand:
– Because America was discovered later!
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The teacher says to the student:
– Let your grandfather come to school tomorrow!
– Do you mean father?
- No, let your grandfather come. I want to show him what gross mistakes his son makes in your homework.
Action last scene New Year's KVN takes place during school recess.
Two high school girls are talking:
“You know, just thinking about him makes my heart race, my hands shake, my legs give way, I can’t even speak.”
- And what is his name?
- Unified State Exam!
For these smaller productions, you won't need elaborate sets. For example, if a scene is being played out in the classroom, all you need to do is hang up the board and set up a desk. If the action takes place during recess, a corridor window is suitable as a decoration.
Help the children who take part in productions show their acting talents - and jokes for KVN at school for the New Year 2019 will not let your viewers get bored!
New Year is a wonderful holiday when Christmas trees, carnivals, and balls are held. In our school it has become good tradition to hold the New Year's school KVN, where students happily prepare for this event, and it is always fun, cheerful, and most importantly, it brings a lot of positivity to everyone: both participants and fans.
"The New Year is sweeping the planet."
Purpose of the game: development best traditions the most popular genre of amateur creativity among young people and the improvement of new forms of organizing youth leisure.
KVN tasks:
support for the creative initiative of school activists;
development of the KVN movement at school;
identifying the best KVN teams among high schools.
The music sounds “We are starting KVN...”
Leading: It's the middle now school year
The weather is frightening with bitter frost
It’s okay! New Year is ahead
He'll come to school a little earlier
You will hear congratulations sooner
It will affect your mood
We will give you smiles
How can we not forgive mistakes?
Happy upcoming year to everyone, as they say
Your plans and dreams will come true
And in the second half of the year, most importantly,
May you feel good.
Good evening guys, teachers and dear members of the jury!
We are starting a meeting of the club of cheerful and resourceful people dedicated to the New Year.
Our game is called “The New Year is Walking the Planet,” where we hope there will be a lot of songs, jokes, and, of course, congratulations on the upcoming New Year.
3 teams playing today:
11A class
11 B class
11V class
And our New Year’s fireworks will be judged by a distinguished jury:
Evaluation of competitions will take place on 5 – point system.
So, first competition "BUSINESS CARD", where teams introduce themselves, greet their opponents, and respected members of the jury. We ask the teams to try to meet the time limits suggested by the regulations.
New Year is a wonderful holiday with songs, games, gifts, but I wonder what New Year is? I’ll check now, if you agree, then clap in unison, if you don’t agree, stomp.
So, what is New Year?
Is this a friendly round dance?
Is this a snowstorm?
Is this ringing drops?
Are these skis and skates?
Are these hot days?
Is this a Christmas tree outfit?
Is this a noisy masquerade?
Is this Santa Claus?
And a bouquet of scarlet roses?
Well done! I think there will be a bunch of smiles now, as I give the floor to the jury……….
Next competition - WARM-UP, the theme is “The New Year is sweeping the planet,” teams need to show their knowledge in the field of neither mathematics nor physics, but in the field of New Year celebrations. Each team is asked 3 questions. If the team does not respond, there is an opportunity to help fans from the class.
1 team.
1. What was the name of the ancient Slavic prototype of Santa Claus?
A) Snezhnik
B) Winter road
B) Kholodnik
2. In which country is it accepted? New Year's table put " Money Tree»?
A) Japan
To China
3. Is it true that in Portugal there is such a tradition: while the clock strikes 12 times, everyone jerks themselves right hand behind the left ear? (-)
2nd team.
1. What didn’t Grandfather Zimnik wear?
A) mittens
B) headdress
2. In which country is it customary to climb onto chairs and jump straight into the New Year with the first strike of the clock?
A) Germany
B) Bulgaria
B) Ireland
3. Is it true that in Albania there is a tradition on the morning of January 1st to drive pigs through the streets of villages? (-)
Team 3
1. What did the Slavic Grandfather walk with in his hands?
A) With an ice staff
B) with an iron mace
B) with a wooden club
2. In which country is it customary to decorate bamboo for the New Year?
B) Norway
B) Vietnam
3. Is it true that in Scotland, at the first stroke of the clock, they open the door to the street and keep it open until 12 strokes ?(+)
For fans:
Main actor New Year - Santa Claus. Real appearance Russian Grandfather Moroz has long been forgotten and is often confused with Morozko, with Santa Claus. What does it look like real Grandfather Freezing?
Do you believe that gray beard and Santa Claus' mustache symbolize hard work and patience? (-, this is a symbol of power and prosperity)
Do you believe that Santa Claus wraps a white scarf around his neck? (-, D.M. doesn’t wear a scarf)
Do you believe that Santa Claus's belt should be white with a red ornament? (+, as a symbol of the connection between ancestors and descendants).
So, word from the jury, which team turned out to be a New Year's expert?
Next captains competition, it's called " New Year's masquerade" where our captains will present a New Year's costume.
While they are preparing, I invite 1 person from the class.
"Leap into the New Year"
( Stretch a ribbon in front of the players , it symbolizes the junction of two years.
How do I call the number? THREE, We are all taking a leap into the New Year, that is, we are jumping over the ribbon.
New favorite year holiday,
How beautiful, look.
We'll jump into the New Year together,
As I say: one, two, five….
New Year comes at midnight
Look at the clock
How the arrows come together
Let's jump together: one, two. Once.
Round dances around the Christmas tree...
Come on, Christmas tree, burn!
Our Christmas tree will light up
As he hears: one, given, seven.
We are tired of waiting for a long time,
It's time to say THREE
Whoever jumped, well done!
Who didn't jump is a cucumber!
So, your way out, captains!
While the jury sums up the results, we will play a little with the fans.
The next competition is called “Game with the audience”, each team needs to be able to light up the hall with a game or chant. Who is first? (fans shout New Year chants or hold games))
The jury gives the floor.
New Year is the brightest and most memorable holiday, and most importantly, on New Year everyone congratulates each other and wishes something to someone . Our last competition- “Happy New Year - musical greetings.”
Accept New Year's greetings from class 11A
11b class
11B class
MEMBERS OF THE JURY (the musical number of the jury members can be found in the attachment))
While our esteemed jury is summing up the results, one more competition
Winter snow-white attention!
I will name a lot of things, and you will only recognize the white ones.
I'll tell you about white and snow - clap!
As for anything else - stomp.
Winter... snowball... book... icicle... bunny... fox Christmas tree... snowdrift... ice cream... sausage... bus... seagull... piece of ice... car... apple... candy... Santa Claus's beard.
The floor is given to the jury to sum up the results of our game and reward the teams . (AWARD)
I would like to end our meeting today with a New Year's song. Teams, get out! (can be found in the application)
Fans, join us!!! SINGING A SONG (FLAPPERS)
Leading: Let there be enough tears and disasters in the world, I fulfill the order of my heart:
You have entered adolescence, but just like in childhood, best holiday new year is for you
Eh, guys! For good luck, ask the heavens together -
Let them appoint me as a wizard - and then miracles will come!
I'll start with the fact that on the planet
Immediately - no deceptions, no insults,
The best flowers. Whatever there is in the world, let the admirer give it to the girl.
I wish wonderful young men, first of all, to become knights,
Protect all the lovely girls and quickly invite them to dance.
Don’t waste time on smoking, don’t poison girls with tobacco
Try not to lose humor, the floor is wonderful to entertain together.
I wish you cheerfulness, good luck, let laughter be heard more often,
will be resolved complex tasks, like clockwork, everything will work out for everyone.
Try to do good for people, let everyone be lucky in something
I ask you: smile more often and then the year will be happy.
APPLICATION
Closing song to the melody of “Closing the Circle”
If the windows shine brightly, they buy all the gifts
Serpentine, toys, confetti.
If the tar smells delicious, from the green lush Christmas tree,
So the new year is on its way.
If we are racing on a sled through a snowy clearing
Or we fly along the skating rink like an arrow
If the carnival spins and makes us friends forever
So this is your and mine holiday.
Pr: A merry new year will soon come to us
May he bring peace and happiness to the entire planet.
Let the snow sparkle, hello, a kind person!
May everyone have good luck in the New Year!..
New Year is a wonderful holiday, he is a merry fellow and a prankster,
Gives people endless happiness
He covers everything with snow, lights up Christmas trees everywhere.
Filling hearts with joy.
If the cheerful laughter of children is heard in palaces and schools
And shines bright Star
If there are songs and dances everywhere, if everything around is like in a fairy tale
So the New Year is coming here!
Pr: The New Year has come, it’s very good!
So we will be together until next winter
Let the years fly, never be sad
We still wish everyone good health!
Musical number jury to the tune "If you don't have an aunt"
If you don’t have a Christmas tree, but the guests are already here
There's no need to run around in vain
Will help you out during the holiday hour
The cactus that grew in reserve
He's all tinsel now.
If you have no idea how to amuse your guests
Send them home soon
May there be no worries in the New Year
Doesn't tire people
Nobody takes oxygen.
The orchestra thunders in bass
New Year is coming to us
Think for yourself, decide for yourself
It will come or it won't come.
3.If you don’t have a suit to wear to the party
No need to look for it in TSUM
The solution here is simple, you are Santa Claus
And they were delayed on the way
It's worth coming to visit.
The orchestra thunders in bass
New Year is coming to us
think for yourself, decide for yourself -
will come or not.
Developed by a history teacher
MBOU Secondary School No. 11, Kizel, Perm region
Poskrebysheva Natalya Olegovna
New Year's KVN for students in grades 7 - 8.
Good evening, dear friends!
We are pleased to welcome you to New Year's game Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful.
On New Year's Eve, I would like to wish everyone something unusual: the light of the moon, a round dance of snowflakes, pearls of the stars, the aroma of New Year's forest beauties.
Believe in your star, and under no circumstances lose hope for the best.
New Year is magic and fun. So let's have as much fun as we can, together with the KVN teams, who throughout the evening will “shoot” with their jokes, causing a storm of applause and laughter in our hall.
They will compete in their ability to have fun and show off their talents. To light up not only each other, but to excite and amuse the audience so that this New Year's Eve meeting at our school will be remembered by everyone for a long time.
And the light of your eyes, the warmth of your hearts and your good mood will make our evening surprisingly warm and bright!
So, our school is turning into a Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful!
MUSIC “We are starting KVN”
We are starting KVN. Today 6 teams will compete in their skills, resourcefulness and intelligence. These are 7th and 8th grade students.
Let's greet ourselves with thunderous applause
We have a competition for you - for the winter - snowy attention!
We will name a lot of things, and you will white just find out!
Let's talk about white and snowy - clap!
How about something else stomp! Go?
Winter.. Snowball.. Book.. Icicle..
Bunny.. Fox.. Christmas tree... Snowdrift..
Ice cream...Sausage...Bus...
Seagull...Ice...Car...Apple...
Candy...Rocket...Santa Claus's beard...
Just great.
Well, is everyone ready? (answer from the audience) Let's start our New Year's game.
Wait, it's still early. We need to arrange roll call. Is everyone here?
7a, 7b, 7c, 8a, 8b, 8c
And now we announce our first competition“New Year’s business card - a greeting on the topic: “Everything you wanted to say...”. Team ____ starts our competition
Welcome the team with “Friendly applause!”
And now the second team, the team, is taking the baton
We thank the team for their performance. And how we thank you is inaudible. This
another thing!
And our competition ends with the team _____
It seems to me that passions are slowly starting to heat up.
This is good, healthy tension is good for a young body.
And so that this good tension does not weaken, we invite teams to take part in the next competition. So, the captain's competition.
We ask classes to choose the most reliable, confident, brave, dexterous, smart, strong, resilient team member who will become your captain for the duration of the game.
(captains go on stage and line up)
Well, captains, now we will check whether it is true that you are the most...
Check No. 1. It's called "Quick Colt". On signal, as soon as I say the word “LET’S GO!” , you take a banana out of your pocket, peel it and eat it. For a while. The one who completes the task first wins. ( Music "Pulp Fiction")
Well done! Wait, where did you forget the cartridges?
We continue our captain competition. Check No. 2. Here is a clip of cartridges. At the same signal, deal with the “clip” in the same way as with a banana. (mandarin)
Ready? Music. Let's start.
I think that our captains coped with their task with dignity.
I even have to say more - they exceeded all expectations!
Well, then we move on to the next competition - which is called “Where ours has not disappeared...”.
Everyone knows that every captain has assistants. We ask the captains to choose two of their most trusted assistants and invite them to the stage.
(line up) (question to participants)
Do you know what day the New Year comes to us? (31.12.2012)
Right. This is exactly the date you need to show us all. But not in a very ordinary way.
Turn your back to the audience. To the music, you must show the date of the new year with the ham part of your body. Is the task clear? We will tell you the numbers in order, and you will show them.
3 1 1 2 2 0 1 2 (under MACARENA)
Well done! Such assistants will never let you down. Even in the most difficult moment they will be able to help out by using non-standard equipment communication.
And we move on to the next test for classes - the team test.
You have to show all your cohesion and show it on stage in 3 minutes of all students class picture. And which one - we will guess together with everyone! (we draw out the picture, discuss, show)
Is the task clear? Music, three minutes for discussion, and then take turns on stage.
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(groove)
And then here's what. You know, all the adults claim that there is no Santa Claus. And the children believe them. And sometimes you want a fairy tale. Therefore, let's create a fairy tale with our own hands. Even if children don't believe in good grandfather Frost, let them create a fairy tale themselves.
The next competition is called " Whose Grandfather is better?" Using only henchmen facilities, you need, while the music is playing, to come up with an outfit for Santa Claus, whom you choose from your team. And then we will evaluate together whose fairy-tale Santa Claus turned out to be the most original.
Is the task clear? Then we started. (Dude)
(We evaluate who can shout loudest. We leave Grandfather on stage.)
I see that we've been sitting too long. It would be necessary dance.
Do you mind?
Then the next competition is called “ Are you weak?" The whole class participates.
We stand in a circle. Now we are rehearsing New Year's movements around our tree.
And we ask you to follow all our commands exactly.
Figure one - “Round Dance”: stand in a circle, hold hands and move in a circle...
Figure two - “Snowflake”: join your right hands in the center of the circle and continue moving in a circle...
Figure three - “Christmas trees”: break into pairs, raise your right hands up and spin in pairs...
Figure four - “Blizzard”: break the circle and move like a snake one after another...
Be careful! During the dance, the order of the figures will not be observed. Maestro, music!
ClabRai “ LastChristmas”
For everyone who wants to test their knowledge, a New Year's blitz quiz is offered. You need to listen to the question, give an answer and receive a prize from Santa Claus.
Is the task clear? Well, then let's go!
New Year's decoration and mountain road (serpentine)
Ice platform and laying machine (skating rink)
At the spruce tree and at the seamstress (needles)
On the Christmas tree and on the Kremlin tower (stars)
A personality gray in all respects (shaggy-legged horse) trotting past the Christmas tree.
Man's anti-Christmas tree weapon (axe)
The Snow Maiden's life time. (winter)
Seasonal “sculpture” made from truly natural
Material (snowman)
An ancient but timeless dance at the Christmas tree. (round dance)
The residence of the Russian Father Frost is located (Veliky Ustyug)
Time of day when old and new years meet (night)
Middle, of three white horses (January)
According to TV people, it is blue (light)
Why does Grandfather Frost bring a bag of gifts? (behind the back)
She is the most elegant of all on New Year's Eve (Christmas tree)
What is the last rain for many trees? (New Year's rain)
What zodiac sign does the New Year begin with? (Capricorn)
Well, just wonderful!
We promise there will be more to come...I'm not kidding.
But here's something some people thought about. Do not you think?
We should find out. What thoughts are in their head?
I have an idea! It's called " Smart hat" Knows everything about everyone. You apply it to your head, and it immediately tells you all your thoughts out loud. Shall we check?
(1 presenter approaches any student, puts a hat on his head, plays a short excerpt of a song, etc.)
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Look, everyone has different thoughts, like new Year gifts under the tree.
Do you know different songs about the Christmas tree and New Year? (participant responses)
Well, you can check it though. The following assignment for each class. We give you the words of a remade New Year's song, 2 minutes to think about it, and then you must perform it together from the stage. And we will all appreciate your creativity.
Just one note. All songs are remade on behalf of representatives different professions. Don't forget to take this into account when performing.
« Old songs in a new way».
To the tune of the song “Bouquet” (song of a modern tour operator)
To the tune of “It’s not beer that kills people...” (song by a self-taught doctor)
To the tune of the song “Help Me...” (song of an impostor fortune teller)
To the tune of “At the edge of the forest...” (song of migrant workers in Russia)
To the tune of “I’ll take you to the tundra...” (winter carrier of tourist groups)
To the tune of “Fortune Teller” (song of a modern stylist)
To the tune of "Dolphin and the Mermaid" ( modern look like a fairy tale)
Let's check the cohesion of each class. Next competition " Frost Breath».
Your task is to blow on yours together, as a whole class. New Year's snowflake so that it doesn't fall on the floor. The competition continues until one team remains holding a snowflake in the air.
Do you understand the task? then what are you all waiting for?
New Year's toys
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Well done to everyone, but _____ class did the best job.
But anyway, let's give a unanimous round of applause to all our classes for such incredible efforts.
You know, we forgot to choose Santa Claus the Snow Maiden. This oversight needs to be corrected.
The next competition is announced. " Dress up the Snow Maiden».
There is a huge box on the stage. It contains various items. You need to take one item from the box, put it on the Snow Maiden, from your class , and only then you can take the next item.
But just don’t forget, Snegurochka, like any girl, loves to dress up and look beautiful. Don't turn her into Baba Yaga.
Is the task clear to everyone?
Senior Ensemble “Dance New Year”
(we choose with applause whose Snow Maiden is better)
Well, it seems like all the characters for New Year's message we have. All that remains is for them to congratulate us all on the upcoming New Year.
In the meantime, our newly minted Father Frost and Snow Maiden are preparing a speech - we have DANCE MARATHON.
Father Frost:
Who comes on New Year's Day
Quiet on your toes?
Who gives you gifts?
In different socks?
Who leaves on the Christmas tree
Sweet candy?
Everyone in the world knows me,
Adults and children!
Well of course, well of course
It's me, your Santa Claus!
In addition to colorful gifts
Brought congratulations to you:
Happy New Year
All people without exception,
So that never in life
We didn’t meet any disappointment!
Snow Maiden:
Congratulations from the Snow Maiden,
Hurry up to embrace the New Year.
I live without worry,
I want to wish you today!
And I wish you happiness too,
There is never too much of it!
Success, happiness forever
Good luck, joy, warmth!
And we, in turn, want to reward you all for great mood, and give each class diploma.
CREDITS
This concludes our first meeting at the Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful
and we hope that in the new year you will take a serious step into the big KVN life.
Time flew by so quickly, minutes, half an hour, hours
We had a lot of fun and gave you prizes!
And ahead fun party, magical, bright New Year
Perhaps there is no more beautiful moment when the New Year comes!
Happy New Year to everyone, it’s such a pleasure to congratulate you
And we sincerely wish you to joke, laugh and dream!
All: Happy New Year!!!
"Winter"
At the edge of the forest
Winter lived in a hut.
She salted snowballs
In a birch tub.
She was spinning yarn
She wove canvases
Kovala ice
Yes, there are bridges over rivers.
The ceiling is icy
The door is creaky.
Behind a rough wall
The darkness is prickly.
As you step over the threshold -
There is frost everywhere.
And from the windows of the park
Blue is blue.
"Three white horses."
The rivers have cooled and the earth has cooled.
And they got a little ruffled at home.
It's warm and damp in the city,
It's warm and damp in the city,
And outside the city it’s winter, winter, winter.
And it takes me away, and it takes me away
Into the ringing snowy distance
Three white horses, oh three white horses -
December, January and February.
Little Christmas tree
cold in winter
A Christmas tree from the forest
we took it home
beads hung
got into a round dance
fun, fun
Let's celebrate the new year
The Forest Raised a Christmas Tree
she grew up in the forest
slim in winter and summer
it was green
the blizzard sang a song to her
sleepy herringbone bye-bye
frost covered with snow
look don't freeze.
Now she's smart
She came to us for the holiday
And lots and lots of joy
I brought it for the kids.
In fact, school teams can joke not only about school topics, but also about any other: about the police, about celebrities, and household topics. The main thing is that their jokes retain a childish perspective on things, otherwise the audience simply won’t believe them.
Are your parents totally controlling you? They brazenly interfere with your personal life? Don't they notice that you've grown up? It’s okay, when you go to first grade, everything will change.
After the series of films about Harry Potter, schools began to be more careful about swearing at little rickety glasses.
A criminal case has been opened against the group “Timati and the gang” under the article “Banditism and Timatism”
I address all adults in the room. Admit it, in fifth grade you all giggled when you heard the word “polynomial.”
Sponsor of the Yaroslavl Paints team. “Yaroslavl paints” - I painted it and forgot about it.
The naughty boy did not put on his hat and was run over by a KamAZ truck.
An operative from Chelyabinsk delayed his son’s mental development.
Announcement. We organize and conduct corporate events, bacchanalia, apocalypses and Armageddons with the participation of Russian pop stars.
News of show business. The Uran 238 group broke up.
Andrey Gubin does not grow because of his fear of heights.
The “Stars on Ice” program with the participation of Philip Kirkorov, Evgeny Petrosyan, and the Factor-2 group will be filmed at the end of March on the ice of Lake Peipus.
Glamor girls are 80 percent eau de toilette.
Killer thong cut blonde in half.
The next boxing championship in Lyubertsy began with the words “Let me smoke.”
Advanced pigeons do not peck loaf crumbs after 6 pm.
If a fan of Dima Bilan plays Dima Bilan's songs for several hours in a row, then her kidneys may fail.
Zimbabwean Santa Claus prepared a boy who did not prepare a rhyme.
Bill Gates goes into sleep mode after 20 minutes of silence.
By purchasing the ball and nipple for the pump, the Bangladeshi team rose 5 points in the FIFA rankings.
While reading a chart for an eye test at an ophthalmologist, Glucose recorded a new hit.
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script for presenters!!! 1
Happy New Year! Hi all!
World! Good!
Love and light!
Happiness too, ringing laughter!
To the joy of children - good snow!
Fragrant bread for every home!
May you live comfortably in it!
Health and warmth to everyone.
Joy so that the day is as bright...
Let's believe and love,
Treasure brotherly friendship!
Hello, dear guys! Traditionally, on New Year's Eve we gather in this
hall at KVN. Today there are 3 teams participating, and I want to introduce our esteemed jury
So let's begin! First, let's ask the teams to introduce themselves.
#1e90ff">1 competition: "Performance" (3 points) #1e90ff">Well, the teams have been presented. The jury appreciated their performances. Let's continue. #1e90ff ">#1e90ff">2 competition: "Both THAT AND CE" (1 point per answer) Sports equipment and children's vehicle, (Sleigh, sleigh.) How many different holidays #1e90ff">3 competition: "Christmas tree decoration" (3 points) Hello, New Year's holiday, #1e90ff">4 competition: "Song" (5 points) #1e90ff">5 competition: "Secrets of the New Year" 1. B Ancient China On New Year's Day, the Beggars' Day was declared, which meant that any person on this day could enter any house and take from it what he needed. Those hosts who refused uninvited guests were condemned. 2. As you know, December 25 is considered the birthday of Jesus Christ; it is December 25 that is celebrated Catholic Christmas. When did the first mention of the celebration of the Nativity of Christ date back to? 3. In Ireland there is one very ancient custom: here on the evening before the New Year they open wide: 4. In Scotland they say goodbye to the old year and celebrate the New Year:
Treskun and Studenets. (Freezing.)
New Year's decoration and mountain road. (Serpentine.)
Ice platform and laying machine. (Ice rink.)
Carved decoration of the hut and winter sports equipment. (Skate.)
On grass and ice. (Hockey.)
Cosmetics and carnival attribute. (Mask)
Fairy tale and opera. ("Snow Maiden".)
At the spruce and at the seamstress. (Needle.)
At the spruce and at the bear. (Paw.)
Heavenly body and part of the year. (Month.)
On the Christmas tree and on the Kremlin tower. (Star.)
But our favorite holiday
I've been looking forward to it all year.
And toys for the Christmas tree
Lanterns and firecrackers
I made it myself, not bought it.
Christmas tree and winter holiday.
All my friends today
We invited you to visit.
Are you together again today?
In this hall in the bright hour,
Dancing again, singing again
They will sound in our circle.
a) BC;
b) with the advent of our era;
c) in our era.
The first mention of the celebration of the Nativity of Christ dates back to 354 AD.
The doors of all the houses are opened because the owners will be glad to anyone who comes to see the light, give them plenty to drink and feed.
Hot Scottish guys see off and celebrate the New Year in silence. The whole family sits silently and looks at the burning fireplace, burning away the hardships of the past year. With the first strike of the clock, the head of the copyright-by-holiday family still silently opens the door through which he leaves old year and a new one comes in.