School skits for March 8 with meaning.


Organizing a real fun holiday is not such a problem. You just need to prepare well for it and then you will succeed one hundred percent. We need to think about games for the holiday, a competition and other details, for example, come up with cool scenes for March 8th that everyone will like. For women, you can act out many different scenes that are suitable for a corporate event. We have some ideas and we will share them with you. And so, let's watch.

Scene - women's F-MOBILE!

Leading:
- how many different entrepreneurs tried to enter the automobile market! They all wanted to come up with the best car that would conquer everyone at once. But it's not that simple, and all of these entrepreneurs failed. And we have new businessmen who, in honor of March 8th, present their modern new F-MOBILE!!!

The representatives and the girl with them come out. The representatives talk, and the girl demonstrates. A girl should dress vulgarly and beautifully at the same time.

Businessman 1:
- and so, we invite you to look at it from different angles and see all the delights of this F-MOBILE.

Businessman 2:
- we look, we examine, but we don’t touch! Since the F-MOBILE is on the alarm system that comes with the kit.

The F-MOBILE “alarm” goes out - a tall, strong man.

Businessman 1:
- You are probably interested in the characteristics of this model? They will amaze you.

Businessman 2:
- The F-MOBILE starts with one glass of wine! If there is no wine. Then you can add cheaper fuel, for example, beer.

Businessman 1:
- it is important to note that non-alcoholic fuel does not start this model! And if you use jet fuel - vodka - then know that the consequences can be very different. J-MOBILE has not yet been tested with such fuel.

Businessman 2:
- F-MOBILE does not have a permanent color. The top can be painted in absolutely any color. And yet it will still be beautiful.

Businessman 1:
- J-MOBILE is a chameleon. As soon as you change your handbag, your shoes immediately change too!

Businessman 2:
- to the disappointment of men, in the J-MOBILE you have to change the suspension annually, or even twice a year!

Businessman 1:
- also, along with the pendant, rings, earrings and other important details that are visible to everyone change.

Businessman 2:
- this model has a very good instinct - she knows where discounts and sales are and in a matter of minutes gets to the right place without a navigator.

Businessman 1:
- J-MOBILE never receives fines. The model looks so beautiful in the pictures of the traffic police cameras that the employees cannot send a fine, but only admire the photo.

Businessman 2:
- technical inspection must be done once a week. These are always different technical inspections: solarium, spa or massage room.

Businessman 1:
- J-MOBILE can only be washed with expensive shampoos and gels. Laundry soap will not work here.

Businessman 2:
- this model is equipped not only with rear-view mirrors, but also with mirrors to see yourself in full height.

Businessman 1:
- the trunk of the car is made according to the principle of a woman’s bag - it is small, but absolutely everything fits there. Only then you will find absolutely nothing there!

Businessman 2:
- this concludes the presentation of the new F-MOBILE model, you can come up and take photos.

The scene is a new sledgehammer.

The next scene is small, but very instructive. It is no secret that on February 23, women give men socks and battles, and men give women various gifts on March 8. This is not fair, and we will show you how women feel if they are given the same thing every time on March 8th. Let's look:

The scene is a monologue of a woman.

Curvy women consider themselves curvy, not fat. In this monologue, such a plump girl will tell interesting stories about her life, about her husband and everything else. If you want, the chubby can be a man in disguise, perhaps it will be funnier.
Here is the text of the monologue.

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Skits for the March 8 holiday at school: “Boys”, “Teacher”

Sketch for March 8 "Boys"

SERGEY. Ma-am! We should congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?
MOTHER. Good morning, son. I stroked it.
SERGEY. Hello! Which one?
MOTHER. White.
SERGEY. White?
MOTHER. White, white.
SERGEY. Was mine white?
MOTHER. Of course she was. We bought it last year. Don't you remember?
SERGEY. I do not remember…
MOTHER. You also wore it for New Year’s, remember?
SERGEY. On New Year's - I remember. And after that I don’t remember. And... Is she white?
MOTHER. Of course, I washed it. It was lying under your bed - I had a hard time finding it! Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEY. Ah, so that's where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws the dirty shirt under the bed and puts on a clean one.) Well, just wait, now you’ll get it from me! Barsik! Barsik! Kitty Kitty Kitty! Come here!.. He’s eating something in the kitchen again.

Fat Barsik enters.
Chews.

BARSIK. What?
SERGEY. Get out of here!!!
BARSIK.
SERGEY. A pig, not a cat... Ma-am!
MOTHER. What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEY. Yeah. And Barsik too.
MOTHER. Good girl! Did you wash your neck?
SERGEY. Now, I'll soap it up! (Takes a stick). Barsik!!! Come here!
Fat Barsik enters.
Chews.

BARSIK. So what?
SERGEY. Cho-cho!.. No big deal!
BARSIK. Ah-ah-ah... I would have said that right away. (Leaves).
The boy takes his trousers off the chair - also dirty and full of holes.
SERGEY. Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?
MOTHER. I stroked it. And a jacket.
SERGEY. Do I have a jacket?
MOTHER. Of course have.
The guy throws his trousers under the bed and grabs his jacket with the sleeve torn off.
SERGEY. Well, then it will be a vest. (Tears off the second sleeve).
MOTHER. What's cracking there?
SERGEY. This is me doing exercises, mom!
MOTHER. Ah, well done, well done!
SERGEY. The girls today eighth of March (8 March), I prepared poems for them, I’ll read them now, do you hear? (combs his hair).
MOTHER. I hear you! Nice poems!
SERGEY. What poems?
MOTHER. which you have prepared.
SERGEY. Ma, what are you doing there?
MOTHER. I'm making a pie, son. You won’t come to congratulate the girls empty-handed.
SERGEY. Why pie? I need flowers!
MOTHER. Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.
SERGEY. What about the briefcase?
MOTHER. Right there, nearby. They're calling, open the door!
SERGEY. These are probably the guys from the class...
Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.
SERGEY. Oh! Who do you want?
ANDREY. We need Sergei from 9 - "A".
SERGEY. I'm listening to.
ALL. Seryoga! Are you?
SERGEY. Well yes, I am. What do you care?
DENIS. Don't you recognize it?
SERGEY. Wait a minute! I'll find out!!! It seems like we were on vacation with you in the summer... Exactly - in the camp!..
DENIS. What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.
SERGEY. Very nice... oh, I mean... Guys, is it you? Well, you're dressed up! Did not recognize…
ILYA. Look at yourself!
Sergei rushes to the mirror, sees himself - combed and neatly dressed - and faints.
MOTHER. And here comes the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you are so elegant - you’re unrecognizable! Did you forget the flowers?
ILYA. No, I haven't forgotten. Only I’m not Serezhenka, I’m Ilya. Serezhenka is lying there.
MOTHER. Serezhenka, I beg you, please don’t lie around in the hallway in clean clothes. Wait until school.
SERGEY. Mommy, I didn’t recognize myself! What will happen now?
MOTHER. Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!

Sketch for March 8 "TEACHER"

(Author - Eduard Ugrik)
The teacher enters the classroom and goes to her seat.
TEACHER. Hello!
ALL. Hello!!!
TEACHER. Sorry, what class is this?
ALL. 9 - "A"!!!
TEACHER. 9 - “Ah”? Aaaaand... What school?
ALL. General education school No. (such and such)!!!
TEACHER. Yeah, that's it! And... please tell me, is this the same school located (at such and such an address)?
ALL. The same one!!!
TEACHER. Yeah... And what, in this building before... well, there: yesterday or the day before yesterday... there was no other school No. (such and such) by chance?
ALL. No!!!
TEACHER. Well, well, well, interesting. So what class is this?
ALL. 9 - "A"!!!
TEACHER. 9 - “A”... Neither “B”, nor “C”, but simply “A”?
ALL. Just "A"!!!

TEACHER. But this cannot be!!!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Because this is a completely different class.
SVETOCHKINA. What are you, the same one!
TEACHER. But what about the same one if I don’t recognize anything?
SVETOCHKINA. What don't you learn?
TEACHER. I don't recognize anything!
ALL. Not true!
TEACHER. Oh, isn't that true? Well, then let's check it out! What did we cover in the last lesson? You!
PETRUSHKIN. In the last lesson, you explained to us the properties and characteristic features of matter. It was very interesting...
TEACHER. Yep, gotcha! I remember well: that time no one listened!
ALL. Not true!
TEACHER. Oh, isn't that true? Let's check further. What was the homework assignment? You!
PETRUSHKIN. The homework was to read, understand and learn paragraphs five, six and seven of the third chapter, which is called: “Antimatter”. I learned...
TEACHER. This can't be true! No one here ever taught homework!
PETRUSHKIN. And I learned it!
ALL. And I! And I!
TEACHER. I do not believe! And I won’t believe it for anything!
ALL. But why?
TEACHER. If only because I don’t know anyone here!
SVETOCHKINA. Don't you recognize me? I am an excellent student, I always sit on the first desk...
TEACHER. My God! Svetochkina, is that you? How did you get here?
SVETOCHKINA. I'm studying here.
TEACHER. Listen to me, Svetochkina: this is a very dangerous place - everyone here has been replaced!
SVETOCHKINA. Come on, everyone is the same here.
TEACHER. Do you doubt it? Or do you think I'm hallucinating? Then tell me the name of this student.
SVETOCHKINA. Petrushkin.
TEACHER. Yeah, that means it’s not me, it’s you who are mistaken! This student is not Petrushkin. I know Petrushkin personally!
SVETOCHKINA. Who is this?
TEACHER. That's the thing, I don't know myself. But I see perfectly well: this is no Petrushkin!
SVETOCHKINA. Who?
TEACHER. This is Antipetrushkin!!! And you are Antisvetochkina!!! And you are all Anti-Children!!!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. Because normal children are not like that!
ALL. Why?
TEACHER. They don’t happen at all! First of all: they never listen in class! Secondly: they never teach homework! And thirdly: can normal children sit so calmly and look so neat? These are Anti-Children! And this is ANTI-WORLD!!!
PETRUSHKIN. Let me explain everything now. Please tell me what day is it today?
TEACHER. If you think that I am that... then you are deeply mistaken. I remember everything perfectly. Please: today March 8 one thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight!
PETRUSHKIN. Does this mean anything to you?
TEACHER. What do you mean?.. Oh, yes, yes, it seems that I’m starting to understand something... It’s all about time!
SVETOCHKINA. Exactly!
TEACHER. That's how I knew it!!! I arrived at a different time!!! It’s very possible - to another planet! What a phenomenon!!! Tell me, what is the name of this planet? And what day and year is it now?
PETRUSHKIN. This planet is called: "Earth". And on this day every year on Earth it is customary to congratulate all women Happy March 8th. You are a woman and we congratulate you! (Gives flowers).
TEACHER. This is some kind of joke... I don't understand...
PETRUSHKIN. And on my own behalf, I want to add that you are our favorite teacher at school!!!
ALL. Yeees!!!

On stage is a disheveled, sleep-deprived and grimy guy in pajamas.
He goes to the chair and takes something wrinkled and dirty from it.

SERGEY: Ma-am! We should congratulate the girls today. Did you iron my shirt?
MOTHER: Good morning, son. I stroked it.
SERGEY : Hello! Which one?
MOTHER: White.
SERGEY: White?
MOTHER: White, white.
SERGEY: Was mine white?
MOTHER: Of course she was. We bought it last year. Don't you remember?
SERGEY: I do not remember…
MOTHER: You still wore it, remember?
SERGEY : For the New Year - I remember. And after that I don’t remember. And... Is she white?
MOTHER: Of course, I washed it. It was lying under your bed - I had a hard time finding it! Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEY : Ah, so that’s where she was! It was Barsik who dragged her there! (Throws the dirty shirt under the bed and puts on a clean one.) Well, just wait, now you’ll get it from me! Barsik! Barsik! Kitty Kitty Kitty! Come here!.. He’s eating something in the kitchen again.

Fat Barsik enters. Chews.

BARSIK: What?
SERGEY : Get out of here!!!
BARSIK: Ah-ah-ah... I would have said that right away. (Leaves).
SERGEY: A pig, not a cat... Ma-am!
MOTHER: What, son? Have you brushed your teeth?
SERGEY : Yeah. And Barsik too.
MOTHER: Good girl! Did you wash your neck?
SERGEY: Now, I'll soap it up! (Takes a stick). Barsik!!! Come here!

Fat Barsik enters. Chews.

BARSIK: So what?
SERGEY: Cho-cho!.. No big deal!
BARSIK : Ah-ah... I would have said that right away. (Leaves).

The boy takes his trousers off the chair - also dirty and full of holes.

SERGEY: Ma-am! Have you ironed your new trousers?
MOTHER : I stroked it. And a jacket.
SERGEY: Do I have a jacket?
MOTHER : Of course have.

The guy throws his trousers under the bed and grabs his jacket with the sleeve torn off.

SERGEY: Well, then it will be a vest. (Tears off the second sleeve).
MOTHER: What's cracking there?
SERGEY : This is me doing exercises, mom!
MOTHER: Ah, well done, well done!
SERGEY: Today is the eighth of March for the girls (), I prepared poems for them, I’ll read them now, do you hear? (combs his hair).
MOTHER: I hear you! Nice poems!
SERGEY: What poems?
MOTHER: which you have prepared.
SERGEY: Ma, what are you doing there?
MOTHER: I'm making a pie, son. You won’t come to congratulate the girls empty-handed.
SERGEY: Why pie? I need flowers!
MOTHER: Flowers in the hallway. Money for lunch in the nightstand.
SERGEY : And the briefcase?
MOTHER: Right there, nearby. They're calling, open the door!
SERGEY : These are probably the guys from the class...

Neat boys enter with flowers in their hands.

SERGEY : Oh! Who do you want?
ANDREY: We need Sergei from 9 - "A".
SERGEY: I'm listening to.
ALL: Seryoga! Are you?
SERGEY: Well yes, I am. What do you care?
DENIS: Don't you recognize it?
SERGEY : Wait, wait! I'll find out!!! It seems like we were on vacation with you in the summer... Exactly - in the camp!..
DENIS: What summer? We are your classmates. Andryukha, Denis and Ilya.
SERGEY: Very nice... oh, I mean... Guys, is it you? Well, you're dressed up! Did not recognize…
ILYA: Look at yourself!

Sergei rushes to the mirror, sees himself - combed and neatly dressed - and faints.

MOTHER: And here comes the pie! Oh, Serezhenka, you are so elegant - you’re unrecognizable! Did you forget the flowers?
ILYA: No, I haven't forgotten. Only I’m not Serezhenka, I’m Ilya. Serezhenka is lying there.
MOTHER : Serezhenka, I beg you, please don’t lie around in the hallway in clean clothes. Wait until school.
SERGEY: Mommy, I didn’t recognize myself! What will happen now?
MOTHER: Nothing, nothing, nothing... You'll get used to it!


Sketch for March 8 “TEACHER”

The teacher enters the classroom and goes to her seat.

TEACHER : Hello!
ALL: Hello!!!
TEACHER: Sorry, what class is this?
ALL: 9 - "A"!!!
TEACHER: 9 - “Ah”? Aaaaand... What school?
ALL: General education school No. (such and such)!!!
TEACHER: Yeah, that's it! And... please tell me, is this the same school located (at such and such an address)?
ALL: The same one!!!
TEACHER: Yeah... And what, in this building before... well, there: yesterday or the day before yesterday... there was no other school No. (such and such) by chance?
ALL: No!!!
TEACHER: Well, well, well, interesting. So what class is this?
ALL: 9 - "A"!!!
TEACHER: 9 - “A”... Neither “B”, nor “C”, but simply “A”?
ALL : Just “A”!!!
TEACHERS A: But this cannot be!!!
ALL : Why?
TEACHER: Because this is a completely different class.
SVETOCHKINA: What are you, the same one!
TEACHERS A: How about the same one if I don’t find out anything?
SVETOCHKINA: What don't you learn?
TEACHER: I don't recognize anything!
ALL: Not true!
TEACHER: Oh, isn't that true? Well, then let's check it out! What did we cover in the last lesson? You!
PETRUSHKIN: In the last lesson, you explained to us the properties and characteristic features of matter. It was very interesting...
TEACHER : Yeah, gotcha! I remember well: that time no one listened!
ALL: Not true!
TEACHER: Oh, isn't that true? Let's check further. What was the homework assignment? You!
PETRUSHKIN: The homework was to read, understand and learn paragraphs five, six and seven of the third chapter, which is called: “Antimatter”. I learned...
TEACHER: This can't be true! No one here ever taught homework!
PETRUSHKIN: And I learned it!
ALL: And I! And I!
TEACHER: I do not believe! And I won’t believe it for anything!
ALL: But why?
TEACHER: If only because I don’t know anyone here!
SVETOCHKINA: Don't you recognize me? I am an excellent student, I always sit on the first desk...
TEACHER : My God! Svetochkina, is that you? How did you get here?
SVETOCHKINA : I'm studying here.
TEACHER: Listen to me, Svetochkina: this is a very dangerous place - everyone here has been replaced!
SVETOCHKINA: Come on, everyone is the same here.
TEACHER: Do you doubt it? Or do you think I'm hallucinating? Then tell me the name of this student.
SVETOCHKINA: Petrushkin.
TEACHER: Yeah, that means it’s not me, it’s you who are mistaken! This student is not Petrushkin. I know Petrushkin personally!
SVETOCHKINA: Who is this?
TEACHER: That's the thing, I don't know myself. But I see perfectly well: this is no Petrushkin!
SVETOCHKINA: Who?
TEACHER: This is Antipetrushkin!!! And you are Antisvetochkina!!! And you are all Anti-Children!!!
ALL: Why?
TEACHER: Because normal children are not like that!
ALL : Why?
TEACHER : They don’t happen that’s all! First of all: they never listen in class! Secondly: they never teach homework! And thirdly: can normal children sit so calmly and look so neat? These are Anti-Children! And this is ANTI-WORLD!!!
PETRUSHKIN : Let me explain everything now. Please tell me what day is it today?
TEACHER: If you think that I am that... then you are deeply mistaken. I remember everything perfectly. Please: today is the eighth of March, one thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight!
PETRUSHKIN: Does this mean anything to you?
TEACHER: What do you mean?.. Oh, yes, yes, it seems that I’m starting to understand something... It’s all about time!
SVETOCHKINA : Exactly!
TEACHER:T I knew it!!! I arrived at a different time!!! It’s very possible - to another planet! What a phenomenon!!! Tell me, what is the name of this planet? And what day and year is it now?
PETRUSHKIN: This planet is called: "Earth". And on this day every year on Earth it is customary to congratulate all women on March 8th. You are a woman and we congratulate you! (Gives flowers).
TEACHER : This is some kind of joke... I don’t understand...
PETRUSHKIN : And on my own behalf, I want to add that you are our favorite teacher at school!!!
ALL: Yeees!!!
TEACHER: "Teacher"? Did you say "teacher"? Petrushkin, is that you?
PETRUSHKIN: D and I.
TEACHER : God! Now I recognize you! Petrushkin! You are my favorite student!!!
ALL : Ur-r-ra-ah!!!

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More scenarios:

  • Scenario of the game program for February 23...

This scenario was developed for the March 8 holiday in elementary school. It is important to involve children in advance in preparing the holiday, jointly prepare posters with congratulations and decorate the hall where the holiday will take place with balloons. It is recommended to pre-make the scenery and the required equipment for the scene. The boys prepare gifts for the girls, and the girls take care of the assignments for the competition program.

Such activities help children easily settle into a team environment and develop creative abilities and creative thinking. Also, competitions in this scenario on March 8 at school will help children treat natural resources more carefully. Scenarios of this kind for the March 8 holidays at school involve instilling in children a respectful attitude towards women and help them understand the importance and value of women’s work.

Characters:

  1. HOST
  2. Girl
  3. Boy 1
  4. Boy 2

HOST: Hello guys and our dear guests! It’s very joyful to see all the children gathered and the invited mothers and grandmothers. Spring is coming, the sun will warm and the streams will gurgle. And everyone knows that with the arrival of spring comes the long-awaited women's holiday, the eighth of March. On this warm spring day, we want to talk about them, women, thanks to whom strong and noble men, as well as beautiful princesses, grow up. About everyone together and about each one separately. Let's talk about mothers, grandmothers, the first teacher and all the girls, small and big.

And we will begin our conversation, of course, about the closest and dearest person. Who is the most dear person to you guys? ( Children answer.) Yes, we will talk about beloved mothers, the most gentle and most patient people in the world. About a mother who loves us as we are and will always support us.

We're on a sunny day
Gathered together with you,
Say a lot of words
The warmest about mom.

The most beautiful word in the world, the first one that children say when they first learn to speak, is MOTHER. A word that exudes care, warmth, and peace of mind. Now, let's all close our eyes together for a moment and imagine our mother. Quietly say the word “mother.” Do you feel how warm your soul has become? Why do you think? ( Children answer.)

BOY 1:
This word is so nice
Talk daily!
Every day is incredible
If you are close to your mother!

GIRL:
You just need to take a closer look -
Everything around is drunk
With the warmth of a native heart,
Tender and sensitive hands...

BOY 2:
All the problems and troubles
You are capable of winning
And of course, endlessly
We will love you!

GIRL:
Mother! There are no more valuable friends
You will believe in my flight!
Even the days are brighter with you,
Who will always understand me?!

HOST. But there comes a time when the baby grows up a little, and when he wants to explore the world even more. And no matter how difficult it is for a mother to let go of her baby, she still takes him by the hand and leads him to school to share the care of him with another reliable and responsive woman. On the threshold of the school he is met by his first teacher - his first FRIEND! It helps the child get comfortable in an unfamiliar environment, teaches him to love and comprehend the world around him. Teaches friendship and respect, reading and writing, teaches kindness, patience and understanding.

GIRL:
Just recently in crumbs
They took us to school
The bows in the braids were white,
Bouquets of roses were blooming.

BOY 1:
You with school sciences
They taught us to be good,
With maternal care
They took care of the children.

BOY 2:
And if trouble comes to you
Or something will suddenly happen,
We hasten to you as to the source,
Drink of living water...

GIRL:
You were so welcoming
With warmth, care, light,
We were happy with you
We won't forget all this.

BOY 1:
Happy Women's Day
Congratulations to you today,
And we hasten your work
Today we glorify.

HOST: And it is at school that, from the elementary grades, sympathies for each other appear. A friendship develops between a boy and a girl. After all, who, if not their classmates, can motivate our boys to real feats of chivalry? Classmates go through a significant portion of their lives together. They jointly share the joys of their first victories, encouragement and comments in their diaries.

And I would like to wish that you can carry this friendship through the years.

BOY 1:
Classmates, today
We congratulate you,
And on the Eighth of March to you
We wish you success.

BOY 2:
We wish you smiles,
Joy, fun,
And they even prepared
We have treats for you.

BOY 1:
For jokes and gags
You weren't offended
Noses didn't wrinkle
And they weren’t arrogant.

BOY 2:
You, dear classmates,
Today we congratulate
Be smarter, sweeter and more beautiful
We wish you all from the bottom of our hearts!

BOY 1:
I congratulate grandma
Spring holiday!
Well, I assure you,
Children need grandmothers!

GIRL:
He will tell a good story,
He will sing a song,
He will knit a winter hat for me
Will take you for a walk!

BOY 2:
Doesn't scold the fidget
He will bring some treats with him.
Both boys and girls -
Everyone appreciates a grandmother!

GIRL:
Patience to all your grandchildren,
Cloudless mood
So that spring blooms in the soul,
Happiness, joy, warmth.

HOST: I think everyone understands how difficult it is to raise a real knight or a beautiful lady from a little man. And how many amazing, incredible women take part in this process. Let us wish women, regardless of age and height, to be happy and desired not only on this day, but every day of the year. Let your men protect you from adversity, take care of you and certainly tell you how beautiful you are! And let them make you smile sincerely every day! Let your cherished dreams come true, new opportunities open up and all your plans come true!

BOY 1:
Blessed Spring
on this day she gave us all
Holiday of grandmothers and mothers,
Dear ones, good luck to you!

GIRL:
Let the bouquets of the whole world
They put them in vases in apartments.
You bloom like flowers
May all your dreams come true!

BOY 2:
Be bright and beautiful
Seductive, happy.
Let the sparks of joy shine
On the faces of adults and children!

GIRL:
Let the lights burn in your eyes,
The outfits will be simply wow!
Even the shadow of sadness will disappear
On this magnificent day.

HOST: Let this wonderful holiday day be warmed by the first gentle rays of the sun. Delightful and fragrant flowers will envelop you with their delightful fragrance, warm words and loving eyes of all close and dear people will warm your heart.

And in order to make this day fabulous, the guys have prepared a small scene for you.

Transform yourself, Baba Yaga!



For the scene you need to prepare a Baba Yaga costume

Characters:
Presenter ( voice behind the scene)
Boy Misha
Boy Sasha
Baba Yaga

HOST: One warm spring day, the boys Sasha and Misha went into the dense forest to pick snowdrops, where else if not in the dense forest could snowdrops grow? After all, the holiday of March 8 was approaching, and they really wanted to congratulate their mother, grandmother and sister Masha. But something didn’t go according to plan, and the boys lost their way...

(In the clearing we see two boys with a basket in which they have already collected flowers).

Sasha: Misha, look around, everything is completely unfamiliar, it seems that we are lost.

Misha: And it’s true, I don’t recognize anything around me at all, what should we do, how to find the way home, because tomorrow is a holiday.

Sasha: Look, here’s some kind of path, let’s go along it and go out somewhere.

Misha: Lets do it!

HOST: The guys had no idea what dangers awaited them in this dense forest. They walked for a long time, but a hut appeared on their way, and they decided to seek help from its inhabitants.

The boys leave the stage, at this time they imitate Baba Yaga’s hut on stage, set up a table with jars and jugs, dry herbs are hung on chairs, Baba Yaga comes out in rags, and a loud knock is heard on the front door.

Baba Yaga: It seems that lunch has come to visit me! I smell the human spirit, come on, hut, let the guests in!

The boys enter.

Misha: Hello, grandma. My brother and I went into the forest to pick flowers and got lost.

Baba Yaga: (to the side) Yeah, they got lost, because it was I who confused their path.

Misha: And we need to congratulate our mother, grandmother and sister.

Sasha: Tell us, dear grandmother, how we can find our way home.

Baba Yaga: (to the side) Darling? Yes, no one has called me that for three hundred years.

Baba Yaga: (to boys) What kind of holiday are you having?

Sasha: Tomorrow is March 8th, this is a magical holiday of admiration and love, dedicated to women, the most beautiful creatures in the world, on this day they are given compliments and gifts.

Baba Yaga: (crying) But I’m also a woman, and they haven’t spoken kind words to me for many years, much less given me gifts.

Misha: Don’t cry, because you are so kind and sweet, Sasha and I want to give you a whole basket of flowers. Really, Sasha?

Sasha: Well, of course, because everyone should have a holiday!

Sasha and Misha: (simultaneously)
Let all the storms and bad weather,
They will immediately disappear into the shadows.
We wish you a sea of ​​happiness
On this bright, good day!

They give Baba Yaga a basket of flowers, and she turns into a good sorceress.

Enchantress: Thank you boys! It was the Serpent Gorynych who bewitched me and turned me into an evil old woman. And now, after your congratulations and gifts, I have lost my spell! Thank you! Here are snowdrops for your mom, grandma, and sister!

“He casts a spell” and hands them bouquets.

HOST: The moral of this tale is this: pamper your women with affectionate words and gifts more often, otherwise they may turn into the evil Baba Yaga.

Competitions for the Eighth of March holiday

Conditions for the competition program

Girls take part in the competitions, divided in advance into several teams. In advance, each team prepares the team name, team coat of arms and a joint part of the costume (scarf, hat, etc.).

Homework:

1. Come up with and make a costume in the shape of any flower at home.

2. Make bouquets from scrap materials (paper, food packaging, fabric and colored ribbons, etc. can be used)

3. Prepare a “Greeting” competition

4. Prepare the “Pop Star” competition

HOST: On this holiday we have prepared a competition program for our lovely girls. Good luck to you, we wish you an easy victory!

Competition 1st.Greetings.The teams take turns going on stage and showing a welcoming scene dedicated to the holiday.

Competition 2nd.Flower show. Girls perform a fashion show in pre-prepared color costumes; alternatively, costumes can be made from scrap materials, for example, garbage bags. The costume should have a name and a short poem.

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 3rd.Beautiful flower girl. Making bouquets. A name and a short poem should be thought up for the bouquet, and you should also tell why the bouquet was made from these particular materials.

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 4th.Table starting with the letter P. Imagine you are invited to a presidential reception. And the reception involves a festive table. And it so happened that only dishes called “P” were served. For 5 minutes, participants write the proposed dishes on sheets of paper. What number will be named is how many points each team earns.

Competition 5th. Songs for ladies. The girls take turns calling songs that contain any female name; the team that fails to remember the song loses.

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 6th.Handbag. The goal is to make the most complete list of what, in their opinion, every woman should have in her purse in seven minutes. After this, the team lists are compared and only those items that are not repeated by the other team are counted. The team with the most items left on its list wins. Items must be appropriate in meaning.

How many items remain is how many points each team earns.

Competition 7th.Cook borscht. Girls are given grocery lists or cards with drawn ingredients. It is necessary to exclude products that are not used in preparing borscht. List of products: sugar, cabbage, milk, salt, pasta, onion, bay leaf, herring, tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, carrots, apples, peas, potatoes. (The list can be supplemented if desired).

A maximum of 5 points are awarded for the competition.

Competition 8th.Star of the stage. This crucial homework assignment is a parody competition. Teams decide in advance which artist, performer or musical group they will parody. The performance must be timed to coincide with the holiday. A maximum of 10 points are awarded for the competition.

The jury counts the points, announces the results of the competition and awards the winning team. Boys present pre-prepared gifts to girls. To continue the holiday, they arrange a “sweet table” and drink tea with treats. You can arrange a small disco.

There are a huge number of variations of which scenario to use on March 8, we suggest you look at one of the below, in video format.