Happy New Year short statuses. Cool statuses about the New Year
This is why there are statuses, kind, funny, original, touching, that will help you express your thoughts on this wonderful holiday.
We offer the best and most interesting statuses on the New Year theme for social networks, with the help of which you can express your thoughts in an unusual way or simply make visitors of your page on VK or Odnoklassniki laugh.
Post a cool New Year status or saying on your page and maybe you will find new true friends in the coming year!
Dear Grandfather Frost!!! I want to make an application! Put just five boxes under the Christmas tree for my friends, fill the first with health, the second with luck, the third with kindness, the fourth with patience, and put faith in the fifth! And I also beg you, tie all these boxes with a ribbon of happiness! Thank you Santa Claus. I'll be looking forward to it...
You know. Thank you, passing year! Because everyone is alive and well. For the smiles of children and the hugs of relatives. For the friends who remained faithful and who showed up. For the joy of meetings and the science of partings. For becoming... No, not older - one year wiser.
The tangerines are in use, which means the New Year is coming soon!!!
New Year is coming!!!... Let all of you... have someone nearby who will peel your tangerines... And someone who will steal these tangerines from both of you...
Hooray! She is with us again! Tangerine peel next to the computer!
Now everyone is wondering where to celebrate the New Year, but I took care of this back in August by buying a sofa.
Happy New Year, everyone!!! I wish all lonely hearts to find their soulmate under the Christmas tree on the 1st!
They say that on New Year’s Eve everything always comes true, even things that can’t come true the whole year...
Let the old year pass, taking with it misfortunes, and let the new year bring more health, joy and happiness!
The 13th month of the year was invented in Russia. It is the shortest: from December 31 to January 10 and is called Bukhabr!!!
The New Year's mood is when you are glad to see even those who have entered the wrong door.
As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want for New Year's cannot be bought with money.
Blackmail of children begins - Santa Claus sees, Santa Claus hears...
New Year is coming: women will decorate the Christmas tree, and real men will dress up their women!
No matter how much Santa Claus drinks, he won’t forget his bag...
Dear women. Never ask Santa Claus for a “fairy tale life.” It still won't make her a princess. But he’ll definitely send Ivan the Fool.
If in the midst of the New Year celebrations, Santa Claus swoops in, stuffs you into a sack and carries you away, don’t panic, someone just ordered you as a gift.
Where will you celebrate the New Year?
- Yes, we’ll probably get together with friends on Odnoklassniki.
My children are already writing a letter to Santa Claus! And Santa Claus sits next to him on the sofa and goes nuts!
From the traffic police explanatory note:... I claim that... I blinked my headlights... without warning... about the traffic police post,... but creating... A NEW YEAR'S MOOD!
May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve!!!…. And God grant that you are at home at this moment!!!
New Year is the only day of the year when a lonely person realizes how lonely he is.
The biggest bummer of the New Year is that Santa Claus gave such an awesome gift, but my husband... nothing at all!
The toilets will also have a holiday,
Their New Year's surprise is also waiting for them,
And instead of boring naked asses,
They will see a lot of new faces!!!
“You need to arrive at the store early so that there are few people there and buy everything quickly and not stand in lines”... the whole city thought...
Only here on New Year’s Day the President’s congratulations are broadcast on all channels, but they watch it only on the first one.
New Year is coming soon... We need to bring ourselves as a gift...
70% of people decorate the Christmas tree only from the side that is visible)))
Don't worry!!! Soon everything will be... LIKE LAST YEAR!!!
I’m reporting... I’m ready for the New Year... The table is decorated, the tree is set, the children are wrapped, the gifts are dressed, the dress is made up, the eyes are ironed, I walked my husband, I congratulated the dog... It seems that I haven’t forgotten anything...
If you want to feel like a star, sit on the Christmas tree!
I have only 2 wishes for the new year:
1. A big plus in my bank account...
2. And a big minus on my scales...
Please don't confuse Santa Claus...
How can you live like a human being if every year is the year of some... cattle!!!
This morning I saw a man carrying a Christmas tree to the trash heap, he gave up!
Dear Grandfather Frost... I've been a good girl all year... Hmm... Well, almost the whole year... Hmm... Well, sometimes... Hmm... Well, I was definitely a couple of times... OH Okay, I'll BUY EVERYTHING MYSELF!
The New Year's mood is like this, even decorate the Christmas tree, even hang yourself on a garland...
THE NEW YEAR IS STEALING QUIETLY, IN THE HEAD IS A CONSISTENCY.. EITHER OLD OR NEW, JUST NOT SO FUCKING!
Every man should be a little bit like Santa Claus for his family, help his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, if this doesn’t suit anyone, there is also a vacancy for a deer.
New! Electric rotating Christmas tree and the holiday was a success! (postscript: for children who are too lazy to dance in a circle)
The New Year is an official chance to start a new life. Only honestly. Cross out unnecessary people, stop being lazy, and do what you promised.
Dear Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard, I don’t need gifts! Increase your salary!!!
Tomorrow is the first page of a 365 page book. Write it well.
Dear Grandfather Frost! May the president, government and deputies live on child care benefits in the New Year!
I want Santa Claus to put 3 gifts under the Christmas tree on New Year's Eve - Happiness for the home, Love for the family, Health for loved ones.
A Christmas tree is better than a mistress. You part without a scandal, and you don’t take the gifts.
This New Year is such a time when I am more glad to receive a call at 3 am than to receive a call at 10 am.
I wonder if anyone wished for me for the New Year?
First disappointment of the New Year: Food no longer fits!
And for bad girls, Santa Claus will give menstruation for the New Year!.. and for bad boys for New Year, Santa Claus will give bad girls with menstruation
If you see a sober Santa Claus, then most likely it is Santa Claus.
Having learned my innermost desires, Santa Claus decided to come in person.
Let the New Year be the year... of friendship.
So that the head is friends with the heart, desires with possibilities,
finances - with needs, logic - with emotions.
We'll soon be on the Internet; we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.
On New Year's... That strange feeling when an unfamiliar number calls you and begins to congratulate you on the New Year, describe events from your life, but you cannot understand who you are talking to. But you are silent, because it is inconvenient to ask who it is after ten minutes of conversation.
Do you want to go back to childhood? ... It’s snowing outside, a blizzard, and they’ll wrap you in a jacket and take you on a sled =)) ... with full bags of tangerines and sweets on your lap ...
The promotion: “DO NOT EAT, THIS IS FOR THE NEW YEAR” has ended. Now another one began: “EAT, OTHERWISE IT WILL SPOIL!!!”
And I hope that for the New Year 2015 there will be many beautiful young Santa Clauses :)) and at least a little sober..
Dear Grandfather Frost, for the New Year I want your list of boys who behaved badly.
For the New Year I will dress up as Santa Claus and take three Snow Maidens with me. Because she won’t be able to carry me home alone!
Dear Santa Claus, I can’t have sweets, so send me a box of semi-sweets!
Grandfather Frost, beard made of cotton wool, I ask you... next year somehow without DEER... okay?
Martini, candles, whiskey, dancing, love will captivate us with ecstasy, and at night you ruin everything by shouting “give me the basin”!
My liver has a new problem - New Year!
On the night from December 31 to January 1, fate opens doors to a new life for you, but how difficult it is to get into them at this time!
Along the way, this New Year we will throw asphalt.
New Year is when tangerine peels begin to accumulate behind the computer, in addition to empty mugs.
Dear Grandfather Frost! I’m not asking you for anything special, but let the person who is now reading this status be happy in the New Year!
New Year is perhaps the most wonderful holiday that not only children, but also adults look forward to. This is a time of gifts, fulfillment of wishes and real magic. On holidays, children write letters to Santa Claus, and parents run around the shops in search of cherished gifts for their children. Traditionally, the holiday begins to be celebrated on the evening of December 31st; before celebrating it, you need to spend the outgoing year. There are many jokes about the fact that the holiday begins on December 31st and ends at least on January 7th. Of course, there is so much to do during the New Year holidays: meet all your friends and visit all your relatives. On this magical holiday, everyone deserves warmth and attention.
In 2019, I wish you 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the best, 365 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love, and 315360000 seconds of pleasant moments.
The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me... Like waking up in the morning as a child, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick.
May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And God grant that you find yourself at home at this moment!
The tangerines are in use, which means the New Year is coming!
I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching... New Year's days... Days of fulfillment of desires, belief in miracles and fairy tales!
New Years is soon! Let all of you... have someone nearby who will peel your tangerines... And someone who will steal these tangerines from both of you...
My status went into the forest, probably behind the tree.
Funny and cool quotes
I want a man... small, plump, with gifts... Santa Claus, I’m waiting!
We'll soon be on the Internet, we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.
Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator on New Year's Eve - they resemble the letter Z to drunk guests.
Only here on New Year’s Day the President’s congratulations are broadcast on all channels, but they watch it only on the first one.
The New Year holiday is a dinner ending with breakfast.
Grandfather Frost, I would like... Gazprom shares - so that I don’t bother you anymore.
If a fat guy comes up at night and puts you in a bag... don’t freak out! Someone just asked Santa Claus for you for the New Year;)
Dear Grandfather Frost, for the New Year, put a piece of happiness under my Christmas tree... 180 cm tall, please.
My children are already writing a letter to Santa Claus! And Santa Claus sits next to him on the sofa and goes nuts!
Prepared thoroughly for the New Year! I even moved the scales back 5 kg...
December is approaching the middle, it's time to decide what to dress up for the night from December 31 to January 9.
- How did you spend New Years?
- I don’t know, they haven’t told us yet...
Statuses with meaning
Snow... Adults say that this is frozen water, but children know better: these are little stars with the magical taste of the New Year.
I’m getting ready for the New Year, it seems my liver is suspecting something.
Dear Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard, I don’t need gifts! Increase your salary!
New Year is a time when you are more glad to receive a call at 3 am than to receive a call at 10 am.
The New Year is a good reason to leave some people in the old ways.
Someone dreams of a new life. And for some, the New Year is enough.
Every man should be a little Santa Claus for his family, help his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, if this doesn’t suit anyone, there is also a vacancy for a deer.
Beautiful statuses about the New Year
The New Year gives us a great chance to change our lives for the better. This is a reason to abandon the usual, but so boring, step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around and begin to build your destiny according to your own, exclusive project.
At the strike of the clock, at twelve sharp,
The world will change around.
It's like we're in a fairy tale,
Let's suddenly plunge back into childhood...
They say that on New Year’s Eve everything always comes true, even things that can’t come true the whole year!
Dear Grandfather Frost!!! I want to make an application! Put just five boxes under the Christmas tree for my friends: fill the first with health, the second with luck, the third with kindness, the fourth with patience, and put faith in the fifth! And I also beg you, tie all these boxes with a ribbon of happiness! Thank you, Grandfather Frost. I'll be looking forward to it...
As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want cannot be bought with money.
There are many aphorisms about the New Year. Some of them are humorous and amusing, while others inspire philosophical reflection and encourage change. Choose the expressions you like for your statuses, give yourself and those around you a New Year's mood!
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We'll soon be on the Internet; we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.
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Grandfather Frost, I behaved well all year long... and now can I kill someone??? :)))
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If you want to feel like a star, sit on the Christmas tree!
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With every “five minutes” of access to the Internet, you bring the New Year closer by at least an hour and a half.
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Happy new year you can imagine! Let it be so new and successful that you yourself will be surprised by it!
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Hello old fart! I haven’t believed in you for two years now!
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First he made a snow girl, and then he made her a woman...
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New Year. A time of promises and faith that in the morning everything will start anew, it will become better and happier.
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If a fat guy suddenly turns up at night and starts stuffing you into a bag... Don’t freak out. For the New Year I asked Santa Claus for you!
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Dear Grandfather Frost, I can’t have sweets, please send me a box of semi-sweet...
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We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the most pleasure in the old one.
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Dear Grandfather Frost! In the New Year, let the president, government and deputies live on the scholarship that students are trying to live on... Preferably one more for everyone)
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Hello, Grandfather Frost This is the case... Okay - I brought the bag, I need to hide the body...
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New Year is the only holiday when the whole world happily eats last year's food
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Hello Dedushka Moroz! I'll break your nose! Your gifts have already given me diarrhea for the fifth day...
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The best relationships begin in winter. If you like each other in a bunch of clothes, a hat and a red nose, that’s definitely love.
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Grandfather Frost, give me something for the New Year that, when I saw it, I would say: “Wow, Ferrari!”
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Let's call those without whom not a single New Year is complete? - Let's... - Po-li-qi-ya! Police!
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"Santa Claus, come out!" - the children shouted, dancing near the toilet.
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If you are reading this status, know this! Santa Claus loves you and will fulfill your most cherished dream, the main thing is to believe! :)
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If you celebrate the New Year with an artificial Christmas tree, you will spend the whole year with an inflatable woman.
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Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator on New Year's Eve - they remind drunken guests of the letter F
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Santa Claus, can I have some money this time, huh?
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I’ll order you for Santa Claus for the New Year!!!.. I just haven’t decided yet how... right away or for you to suffer...
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- Dear, is it true that hares are the stupidest animals? - Yes, my bunny!
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My wish list for the New Year...I want: to you, you, with you, from you, for you and forever) like this =)
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You always celebrate the old New Year with your family, so that trouble will bypass your home, and life will be like paradise.
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The new year is coming soon,
What it will bring, alas, I don’t know
Perhaps happiness awaits me?
And I will be loved and happy.
After all, how many women are lonely,
Unhappy, tired of loneliness,
But how can I see my friend?
To be selfless.
Didn't ask me questions
Who have I lived with all these years?
I don't want memories
Why stir up all this?
I will live only by her,
And I will remain faithful to her
I will always be by her side
Cherish her love.
Let her be a faithful mistress,
Where emptiness creates comfort
Where it used to be uncomfortable
It will improve our family life.
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Let there be life! May there be peace and light,
And happiness to different countries and peoples...
A wave of goodwill towards everyone
Let him enter souls before the New Year.
And let it roll forward
Without fading after this date.
Let it fill the whole year with you,
And not the current moment on the dial.
On New Year's Eve the chime of glasses
Goes in circles non-stop...
Let the true reason be eternal
Pass on the best to each other.
Let the joy grow and let
Nothing can manifest itself
And the continuously ticking pulse
Happy days will not let you stop.
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When the New Year knocks on the window,
I really want to hope for happiness,
For the wisdom of loved ones, kindness, participation,
That joy certainly awaits.
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Let yourself submit to the magic from a fairy tale,
Hopes turn into reality.
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May a miracle happen on New Year's Day,
And everything you dream of will come.
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We wish you good health,
In the soul - harmony, success in business,
And a heart inspired by love
The kind you dreamed of.
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Let your heart sing when the chimes strike,
Let your soul be filled with harmony,
Let your talents bloom like a wondrous garden,
And life will be easy and good!
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We wish you in the Year of the Dog,
What is about to step on the threshold,
It’s easy to solve fate problems,
Strive higher and forward.
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May the New Year never tire of giving you joy,
May the New Year bring you luck and success,
May none of you grow old in the New Year
And let the sound of cheerful ringing laughter sound in your home!
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We wish you from the bottom of our hearts, adults and children,
Lots of sun and warmth, happiness, joy, kindness,
Optimism and success, laughter on the New Year holiday
And for the whole year ahead everyone - no worries!
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We want to wish you New Year's Eve
To the brilliant heights of aspirations,
We wish you to dare and win,
We wish you talented solutions!
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I wish there were no dark streaks in the life of the dark ones,
To live joyfully, cheerfully, very happily,
So that sharp corners could be rounded,
In a word, so that the New Year is like a little pig,
Round, kind, worry-free pink Little Pig.
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Don’t slow down and strive for the heights,
To be talented, daring and free like a bird,
Give people joy and not go astray,
Enter the New Year with optimism and happiness.
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May this snowy New Year
Brings health and happiness
And wonderful weather
In any season!
Very little time will pass and the most anticipated holiday, New Year 2018, will come. It so happened that along with the search for new bright outfits and original recipes, active users of social networks want to update their status. Nowadays, this is a kind of “clothing” by which one is greeted in the virtual world. It should always be attractive and memorable, so statuses about the New Year 2018 should be original and reflect the inner world of a person.
New Year statuses 2018 for VK and Odnoklassniki
- parents;
- relatives;
- loved one;
- close friends;
- work colleagues;
- with guests of our social media accounts.
Yes, our New Year is truly an unforgettable holiday. Both adults and children are waiting for him. With the exception of vacations, these are perhaps the only days of the year when you can relax and have a great time. Of course, everyone understands something different by these two words. Some people devote the New Year holidays to a foreign tour to exotic countries with emerald seas, snow-white sand and unforgettable palm trees, others “dedicate themselves” to the household as much as possible and want to spend more time with their family. They organize the New Year's Eve at the highest level. The table is bursting with exquisite dishes, expensive alcoholic drinks, exotic fruits and culinary delights. Young people “have a blast” to the fullest in discos or nightclubs. No matter how you prefer to spend the New Year's days, from the very first minutes of the New Year you are overwhelmed with impressions that just beg to come out.
New Year's statuses 2018 for VK and Odnoklassniki are the “place” where you can express your feelings and impressions about the first minutes, hours or days of the coming year in a few phrases.
The most visited social networks in Russia are VKontakte and Odnoklassniki. It is very easy to customize your status and set the desired background image. The design of the sites is such that when your status changes, all your friends will immediately know about it. This is very convenient, since such efficiency allows you to instantly inform your loved ones about your mood or a new event in your life. The changed status will appear in the news feed, and your friends will see your thoughts, and you will agree that this is already a huge audience.
The choice of status must be approached very seriously and thoughtfully, especially for those people who value their reputation. Agree that the text will not decorate your text if it contains grammatical errors. Your account on social networks is a kind of business card by which a person is judged.
We are all very different, therefore we all have completely different statuses:
- If you are a serious person, then, despite the fact that it’s New Year, your statuses should be meaningful.
- Funny expressions are suitable for a cheerful, never cheerful person.
- A constantly busy person will probably choose short and succinct sentences.
- Young people full of energy and mischief will prefer cool statuses. They will surely amuse more than one user.
- A lyrical person will like, of course, texts in verse as the title text of his page on social networks.
If you don’t want to “bother” and think for a long time about choosing a status, then we will try to help you. We offer you several dozen current statuses on New Year's Eve 2018.
Statuses in verses
Luck is smiling!
The end of the world is cancelled!
Life goes on!
New Year is approaching!
Christmas trees are dressing up!
Garlands are lit!
The light of the soul is turned on!
Miracles happen!
The holiday begins...
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Let the glasses clink
Let the wine sparkle
Let the stars fall at night
He will look into your window.
On this wonderful night
You can't live without a smile
Pain and sorrow - away!
Happy new year friends!
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Problems don't scare you
And the crisis will not beat you!
We're still beautiful
Let's celebrate the New Year!
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Happy New Year 2018!
I wish you to enter without worries!
Success at work,
Happiness in the family,
And always be on horseback in this life!
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Not melting away during a difficult year,
We were all old friends,
Problems were all around
And everyone walked around with a sad look,
But we believe and are not silent,
That we will definitely win in the New!
Russia is a strong country!
After all, it is You, because it is Me!
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Of all my favorite holidays,
We are looking forward to it
He brings joy to every home,
And he gives people only good things!
And fulfills all wishes,
The holiday is called New Year!
He lifts the mood
And it’s about to come to us!
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The long-awaited New Year,
He will bring us joy
New strength, new friends,
You meet him quickly!
He will take away all the sorrows,
All the problems and troubles,
We've been waiting for him for so long,
Happy New Year to you!
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The clink of glasses is heard,
Laughter and joy flow everywhere,
It's time to celebrate the New Year,
Don't miss the old year,
We love this holiday very much
May the New Year be happy!
Will give you new dreams,
Everything you and I want!
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We are celebrating a wonderful holiday,
He brings happiness to people
Makes dreams come true,
And fills the world with goodness!
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The holiday is coming to visit us,
Our New Year's prankster
All the people are having fun
Don't you dare be shy!
After all, this is the main holiday,
We've been waiting for him for a whole year,
He brings us only happiness
And a bright round dance of Christmas trees!
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May the New Year, which is on the threshold,
He will enter your home like a good friend!
Let them forget the way to you
Sadness, adversity and illness!
And may they come in the coming year
Good luck and success to you! -
It will be the best year ever
And the most joyful for everyone!
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Let's celebrate the New Year and erase the bad things from our memories.
Let's leave only hope light...for a year or for many years...
Let the old one take with him everything that disturbed the peace,
That my soul was torn apart by crying, but in the New there will be only luck!
Expressions with meaning
I would like to wish everyone to briefly return to childhood, when on New Year’s Day the parents’ house smells of tangerines, and their favorite toy hangs on the Christmas tree, which seems to reflect an unknown little world with its own wonderful New Year’s fairy tale.
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Remember - if a Christmas tree toy breaks while decorating the Christmas tree, very soon your deepest wish will come true. You can't hit him on purpose.
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On the eve of a magical holiday, I would like to wish all my family and friends a fairy tale and a miracle.
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I wish that Santa Claus would put three gifts under the Christmas tree for all my friends - boundless happiness, selfless love and good health.
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As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets shorter and shorter, but what we really want is something money can't buy.
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Dear Grandfather Frost! I don't need gifts! Please make sure that all people on Earth are happy.
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From the height of my years and the experience of four dozen celebrated New Year's celebrations, I affirm that an accidentally broken Christmas tree toy is a sure sign of a wish coming true.
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For the New Year, I wish everyone to return, at least for a short time, to distant childhood, when the air is saturated with the aromas of tangerines and pine needles, and another world with its own fairy tale is reflected in your favorite Christmas tree ball hanging on a prickly paw.
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Frosty air, the aroma of pine and tangerine, bubbles bursting in a glass of champagne... Everything seems to be according to the rules, but it’s so sad to celebrate the New Year alone...
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May the New Year be happy and give you many earthly blessings. And Santa Claus will come with a bag and fill the house with joy!
Funny notes
I wanted to go to a snowflake party - a white dress, white tights. And I looked in the mirror - I was going to fall into a snowdrift.
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Good Grandfather Frost, don’t put my New Year’s gift under the Christmas tree. Better get it into the garage right away.
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The main thing is not to forget to leave Odnoklassniki on December 31 at 23:59 and celebrate the New Year.
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Santa Claus! I can’t have sweets... but I can have semi-sweet.
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What to give me for the New Year? Whatever! The main thing is that it is touch-sensitive and with red headphones.
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It's time to eat last year's food, watch eternal movies and completely forget New Year's Eve.
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I've been very good all year! Santa Claus, can I behave very badly on New Year's Eve?
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I wish everyone good health in the body, crazy love in bed, money in the briefcase and no hassle!
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Proven advice: housewives, you shouldn’t put croutons in your New Year’s salad! They scratch your face painfully...
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I really hope that at least this New Year a handsome young Santa Claus will come to me. Or at least sober...
Short and funny statuses
| Short | Cool |
| Santa Claus come visit me, I prepared you a herring under a fur coat!!! | Santa Claus, you are no longer needed. The Snow Maidens have arrived. |
| Childhood is over - instead of Father Frost I am waiting for the Snow Maiden. | Current advice: in the New Year, don’t click on your happiness with the mouse! |
| I want Santa Claus to put 3 gifts under the Christmas tree on New Year's Day - Happiness for the home, Love for the family, Health for loved ones. | The New Year is rushing towards us, happiness will happen! Vodka and beer – women are beautiful. And then whiskey - it will become more fun! And in the morning there is pickle and it really sucks... |
| Tangerines are in use - that means New Year is coming soon! | Santa Claus, don’t be mean, this year you will go broke!!! Give “FERARI” to me, and to all my family!!! |
| Soon - soon the new year! Rejoice planet! This is the first New Year after... The end of the world! ! | When the chimes strike, I will wish that Santa Claus with a big bag will bring me not a goat, but a hare... and fill the house with joy... |
| I’m sitting in the room alone and thinking about him, when will this new year come... | And my husband is the best. For the New Year, he decorates not only the Christmas tree, but also me!)) |
| Away with sadness and melancholy - after all, the NEW YEAR is just around the corner. | I wonder if I became someone’s New Year’s wish? |
| Hello, Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard! I’ll buy everything for myself - increase my salary! | They say that on New Year's Eve, the dollar will fall sharply! If only I knew where it would fall, I would celebrate the New Year there!!! |
| How I wish that your wish for the New Year was me. | Santa Claus is coming to visit us. He brings joy to our home. We will meet him properly and give him cognac. |
| Sorry, figure! New Year is calling! | Putin announced: “There will be no winter!” Otherwise, Medvedev will fall asleep! |
New Year and New Year statuses 2020
WITH Soon we must celebrate the New Year... but we are still ashamed of the previous celebration...
WITH today is TOMORROWYEAR.
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U Today is our holiday! It’s called “Come and negotiate about the New Year”
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A Where will you be on the night of the 31st to the seventh?
WITH New Year is coming soon! A good husband decorates the Christmas tree, and a very good husband decorates his wife...
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D food Frost, like the first of January, does not exist!
D ed Moroz, my car just won’t start, but since childhood I dreamed of owning a car!
TO This is how you celebrate the New Year, this is how you need it.
IN Next year I promise to behave approximately... About the same as this year.
I- minibus! My route for all holidays is “Refrigerator - Toilet”.
G od has changed on Earth! The country is falling into the Olivier season.
A Just think how many glasses are clinked in one second at 12 o'clock on New Year's Eve...
D Children conceived at the New Year's corporate party automatically become employees of the company.
IN We all bought champagne, vodka, and food to celebrate the New Year. Has anyone thought about January 1 and purchased activated carbon and Alkazeltzer?
N This New Year is such a time when I am more glad to receive a call at 3 am than to receive a call at 10 am.
A Is there a “Blue Light” for straight people?
N and New Year, mom set the TABLE, set the CHAIR, but most of all it set MOM...
TO he will come to us with tangerines, and he will die from the herring under his fur coat!
I I categorically declare that I am not a supporter of drunkenness on New Year's Eve, I am a victim!
IN the night from December 31 to January 1, fate opens doors to a new life for you, but how difficult it is to get into them at this time!
U My friends and I have a tradition: “Every year we go on December 31st, but on January 1st we don’t go anymore...”
U us tradition. Every year on December 31, my friends and I go to the bathhouse. Well, $1000 never hurts...
WITH New Year is coming soon... I need to bring myself as a gift...
N new year! New Year! New Year! - the liver screamed in horror..
D oh goodbye, we won’t see each other sober today!
31 December is the day when the Calendar really comes off!
IN To all the drinking comrades, congratulations on the upcoming year!
N The new year went well if in the morning on the street they call you “The Dude from YouTube”.
A whoever steals peas from Olivier will get a tangerine in the forehead!
D I think it was a bad idea to try to be the topper of the Christmas tree.
Z Hello, Grandfather Frost! I’m still little and don’t know how to write, so my mom writes for me! Santa Claus sent me “Wild Orchid” underwear and eau de toilette for this New Year.
IN Last New Year I gave up Olivier. This year I’ll try to give up tangerines - I need to find out why I feel so bad on January 1st.
N The New Year is a corporate event on a human scale!
X Do you want to have a good drink in the New Year? Dress up as Santa Claus!
WITH The coolest drinking session happens after: “Come and negotiate about the New Year.”
TO How you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it.
Drunk for a whole year, with screaming girls sledding down the hill...
IN Veterinarians warn - when celebrating the New Year, don’t get too pissed until a pig squeals.
P Around the New Year, all eighteen-year-old girls are guessing. And at thirty they realize that they got it wrong.
IN In the coming New Year, I would like to wish everyone and myself only one thing:
To make it better than it was!
A I won’t watch the blue light on New Year’s Day. It has already become so blue that it is impossible to look at it.
A I wonder if adult channels are interrupted to broadcast Putin’s New Year’s greetings?
AND wishing each other a lot of money for the New Year, we drink astronomical amounts.
ABOUT, Hello! Happy New Year!! ... That is, how is it “already the fifth”?!!!
P Around the New Year, newspapers are full of useful advice on the topic “how to drink vodka on holiday so as not to get drunk.”
Logically, newspapers should tell you how to have sex and not get pleasure.
N The New Year in Russia is not just a booze, it’s a grand booze.
IN The doctor writes me a prescription and gives me the order: “Don’t drink for 10 days!” Then he looks at me, crumples the recipe and says: “Okay, come back after the New Year.”
WITH The Russian New Year is terrible, meaningless and merciless.