Status is not only your social position in society, but also a laconic statement that describes your thoughts, feelings and emotions. Statuses can be sad, happy, positive, about love, friendship, betrayal, etc. We share our statuses with friends on social networks. To cheer everyone up (including yourself), you can select positive options and post them on your page.

The most positive statuses: examples

• A real alcoholic drinks once a day - from morning to evening.
• Sign in the student canteen: Do not feed cutlets to cats, two unfortunate creatures have already been poisoned!
• The secret of happiness: never compare your health, wife and salary with others.
• The kiss was invented by a man to silence a woman, at least for a minute.
• If a fool is decently dressed, is always well-fed and smiles at life, then he is not so stupid.
• There are no dead ends. There are unbroken tunnels.
• There are three troubles in Russia: fools, roads, and the fools who make these roads.
• If time is running out for you, don't worry. Simply remove the battery from your watch and enjoy life.
• What makes a good day is not the date or the weather, but the people.
• If life fails, accept it as a new design; and, taking this opportunity, change the interior and change the atmosphere.
• Positive thinking is when you fell down the stairs and you think: Wow... How quickly I went down!
• Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror.
• A bald spot is a clearing trampled by thoughts.
• If people constantly laugh at you, it means you bring joy to people.

Statuses for social networks: positive and funny

• Let go of all the idiots and fools from your life, the circus must tour!
• Sometimes a smile makes us forget about our problems, sometimes a smile works wonders, it decorates our world. Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, because someone might fall in love with your smile!
• The stars can be seen better through the slid down roof.
• Some mistakes in life are too great to make just once!
• Never despair in life. One person drew a square and called it a picture. Happened. So you will succeed!
• If you get up on your left foot in the morning, then the day will go well. If it's on the right, even better. And if you can’t get up at all, then it was good yesterday.
• Life is like a mirror, we get better results when we smile at it.
• For Russians, signs: Swimming is PROHIBITED!, Don’t get in - YOU WILL KILL!, DO NOT TOUCH with your hands! - it's a challenge!.
• Well, they were rude to you in the supermarket - don’t worry. Place frozen fish in the bread section.
• Save your statuses - they will help the psychiatrist with a diagnosis.
• Life is boring and monotonous. But everything changes when they arrive... Money on the card!
• That's why lemonade is made from artificial lemon juice, and detergents are made from natural lemon juice?
• Look at life more cheerfully: after stepping on a rake, enjoy the fireworks.
• The sun is shining, the cat is purring, the coffee is brewing, a new day awaits us!

Positive statuses: options for girls

• I think I'm pregnant...I'm sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.
• I want a light to come on in my purse when I open it, like in a refrigerator!
• Girl, do you have valentines with the inscription “to my only one”? - Eat! - Give me 16 pieces.
• I'm tired of all. Tired. I'll go to the monastery. In men's. For 3 days….
• I heard this proverb: whoever is afraid of something will happen to him. Now I am very afraid of getting rich and losing weight.
• Girls are unique only in their logic. She alone is worth a lot to us.
• Nowadays, if you are smart, shy and sweet, this is just some kind of vice.
• Live while you live... Fall in love sometimes. Cry when you have to. And always have fun!
• Memo for husbands: There should be so many clothes in a wife’s closet that no lover could fit in there.
• I have already come to terms with the fact that instead of a white horse, my prince will have a black Hummer... I am strong, I will stand it!
• Give a girl a million red roses, and she will say that she needs one, but white....
• The woman knows that if she sobs loudly and throws a good tantrum, then two and two will equal five.
• If a woman wants something sweet, she can always convince herself that this cake is dietary.
• A scandal for a woman is a form of entertainment.
• Previously, my mother was worried that I would give birth to a child at the age of 15... and now she is worried that I will give birth at least by the age of 30.
• My husband gave me a sea of ​​flowers! He took it out to the field and said: “It’s all yours, collect it!!!”

As usual - everything is strawberry!!!

The best decoration in life is a great mood.

Carefully! Radiating positive vibes!

When you wake up in the morning, don't be lazy! Give yourself a beautiful compliment and you will blossom in an instant!

Let sorrows be forgotten in autumn, let's leave the past behind in winter, let spring bloom in the soul, and let summer be in the mood!

Happiness is the ability not to spoil your mood and not let others do it.

I wish you positivity, meetings, communication, creativity! In general, they understood me. Have a wonderful day!

I have a unique talent - no matter how good everything is, I manage to make it even better!

If life doesn’t make you happy, then make it happy. Do you want changes in your destiny? So, start from the inside.

We look for magic and beauty in things, while magic and beauty are in ourselves!

It is impossible to get away from the sun if it is inside.

Our destinies depend on ourselves; by changes in ourselves we change others.

Always listen to yourself - a good person will not wish for bad things!

Look into your hearts! What beautiful flowers of Love, Light and Harmony bloom in them!

In every winter heart lurks a trembling spring, and behind the veil of every night is a smiling dawn.

Believe me, all troubles will go away! Misfortunes also get tired, and tomorrow will be a happy day!

Nothing happens in vain in this world! There is room for the best!

Seeing the goal, and not the obstacles, we will get where we need to go!

I don't allow myself too much. Maybe you are simply denying yourself too much?..

Becoming happy is the most important decision I have made in my life!

Yes, I have many shortcomings. Forgive me, perfect people!

Hurry up, accept a ray of sunny happiness as a gift!

You noticed that you can change the world: you are sad and the world is gloomy; you smile and the world shines.

Since the mood is always different, let it alternate - good with beautiful!

The mood is great, even off the charts!

The mood is excellent - usual for spring!

I love spring for its excellent mood, charge of emotions, new love, tenderness, flowers, bright colors.

Spring always means new life, rebirth, youth and a great mood.

In spring there is a lot of energy, you want something big and bright, so why not start today?..5

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Positive statuses will cheer up everyone who reads them. Check it out!

Since the mood is always different, let it alternate between the Good and the Beautiful!

Low mood? Hello, strong alcohol!))

Today I have a Rubik's cube instead of a head. It doesn’t add up at all, but it’s bright and beautiful.

Please help me with the rhyme, I can’t finish the poem: “Here it is morning! Sun is up. I'm going to the bathroom to wash..."

Smile, illuminating everyone with smiles! Make mistakes, it’s more fun to live with mistakes, don’t be afraid, anything happens in life, don’t give up, everything doesn’t work out right away.

I want ice cream... But there’s no one to send. Or rather, send someone, but not for ice cream.

With my eyes closed and a smile from ear to ear, I walk towards my own happiness through a field of rakes.

Just because a person has a good heart doesn’t mean that he can’t give a fuck.

When I am criticized, I can defend myself, but I am powerless against praise.

I easily limit myself when it comes to sweets! But in semi-sweet - no.

My husband hasn’t shaved for just four days, but his jacket already fits him like it was stolen...

If you don’t know what to buy a girl, tell her that you have already bought a gift and invite her to guess. She will list what she wants.

It has been scientifically proven that the body begins to get angry when it finds itself on the scale.

The Indians are strange people: they have feathers, but they don’t fly!

Women and men become brave after forty. Women - YEARS, men - DEGREES.

They say milk makes you strong. Try to drink 5 glasses and move the wall - you won't succeed! Now drink 5 glasses of vodka - the wall moves by itself!

If you drink a glass, you will have an appetite.
If you drink a glass, you will be in the mood.
If you drink a bottle, it will be a celebration of the soul...
Well, if you drink a liter, you’ll have everything: appetite, mood, and celebration of the soul... But you won’t remember this! !

At the one hundred and fifth minute of painful thought about where to start cleaning, a wise decision finally came: “Shouldn’t I have some tea?”

Step over the sadness, people!
You smiled, it means everything is okay.
Laugh more often, rejoice and let
A smile will become your morning exercise!

A smile is not a sign that a person is positive, it is a sign of skillfully ignoring the surrounding crap.

Smile! After all, a smile is stronger than sadness, even on the gloomiest days! Smile so that people will say after you: “You’re so happy, damn it!”

Spring has come, the birds are singing
And he demolishes the “tower” out of habit.
She is carried somewhere upward.
Well, asshole, now... hang in there!

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Positive statuses about life

Life is divided into black and white stripes, but I don’t care, I follow my own, purple one!

I'm going to live on the rainbow, I'm tired of black and white stripes!

Sometimes the black streak turns out to be a runway.

Life like a zebra? Be smarter! I reached the white stripe and along, along!

You have to live in such a way that life, kicking you, breaks your leg!

While you are facing your past, you are facing your future! Let's turn around!!! :)))

If life has turned backwards, don’t be upset, but adapt!)

You can't change your life overnight, but you can change the direction you're heading. Jim Rohn

If your old life oppresses you, forget about it as soon as possible. Come up with a new story for your life and believe in it. Remember only your victories, and this will help you achieve what you want. Paulo Coelho

Every man should have something bright in his life, for example, a blonde!

Everything in life is temporary. If everything goes well, enjoy it, it won’t last forever... Well, if everything is bad, don’t be sour, it won’t last forever either...

You can't regret anything in this life! It happened - draw a conclusion and move on with your life!

Don't be afraid of losing someone. You will not lose the one you need in life. Those who were sent to you for experience are lost. Those who remain are those sent to you by fate.

The time will come when you decide it's over! This will be the beginning! Louis Lamour

Sometimes you think: it’s all over, period, but in fact, this is the beginning. Just another chapter. Ilya Erenburg

We invent our own problems, obstacles, complexes and frameworks, free yourself - breathe life and understand that you can do anything.

Life is not about waiting for the rain to stop. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

If life hits you in the chest, don’t crawl back, but at all costs - forward!

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love those who treat you well, forgive those who are wrong, and believe that everything happens for a reason.

A person can change his life by changing only his point of view!

Confident steps, with fresh thoughts into a new life...

Our whole life is a game... And happy in it is the one who knows how to play beautifully!

I want a dark streak to come in my life... a black sea, black caviar, a black Bentley.

I believe that I won't fall. I believe that I will find the strength to live. I believe in victory for all. I believe and know that success will await me!

Life is short, but fame may last forever.

Life is not an easy task, and the first hundred years are the hardest.

You need to live in such a way that everyone who communicates with you later regrets that you are not around.

Every dawn offers the opportunity to begin a new life.