Russian grandmothers actors. “New Russian grandmothers”: actors Igor Kasilov and Sergei Chvanov
How Flower and Matryona abandoned their best friend
How Flower and Matryona abandoned their best friend
The members of the most popular comedy duo “New Russian Grandmothers” are people so private that information about them is hard to come by. They give interviews on behalf of the characters; they don’t like the press. They even have it written in the rider on their official website: contacts with media representatives are prohibited during concerts. At the same time, the artists do not leave the TV, wandering from one humorous show to another. In particular, on New Year’s Day we will see “grandmothers” in the musical “Morozko” on the Rossiya channel. Who are Igor KASILOV and Sergei CHVANOV, hiding under the scarves of Tsvetochka and Matryona? Puzzled by the noble goal of telling the country about its heroes, we went to Tolyatti - the city where it all began.
The popular duo was born in Tolyatti, which, in addition to AvtoVAZ, is famous for its university (TSU) - the former Polytechnic Institute. It was here that the “grandmothers” graduated 25 years ago. Igor Kasilov is originally from Togliatti and lived there with his parents and sister before moving to Moscow. Sergei Chvanov came to enter the Polytechnic from the Tatar town of Chistopol. The guys did not study well at the institute, but they shone on the student stage.
Chvanov and Kasilov made very funny miniatures and parodies,” the vice-rector for educational work at TSU told us. Tatiana Zilbert. - Then they came up with “grandmothers”, of which, by the way, there were initially three.
Buried alive
Matryona and Flower's friend's name was Claudia. Chvanov and Kasilov do not like to remember her. Although, as eyewitnesses say, it was the actor Andrey Vorobiev, the performer of the role of Klava, at one time brought Igor backstage and “infected” him with a love for the stage.
Igor and I started together in the student theater,” recalls Vorobiev. - I parodied Michael Jackson, He - Sergei Minaev. Chvanov joined us later. Then the three of us came up with a humorous television program “Dessert” similar to “Gorodok”. One of the scenes was filmed in a village near Ulyanovsk. We sat down with the grannies, listened to what they were talking about, and were amazed at their specific speech. We liked it so much that we decided to transfer these images to the screen. We borrowed handkerchiefs from my mother's chests - these were all the props.
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Igor came up and said that they would continue to work without me,” Vorobiev recalls. - They say I don’t have enough professional skills to go on the radio. I did have some problems with diction. I got it. Although, I admit, I was a little offended when once on air the guys were asked where the third “grandmother” had gone. They answered: “She died...” I called Kasilov and said that they treated me rudely. They could say that Klava left. Why bury it?!
By the way, the director of August Radio did not know about the existence of Claudia. The weekly Friday issue was immediately written for the Kasilov-Chvanov duet.
There was no question about the third participant, I was surprised Ilya Firsanov. - The radio directorate did not decide how many “grandmothers” would be on the air. We thought there were only two of them.
It seems that the decision to throw Vorobyov “overboard” lies entirely with his “girlfriends.” This is understandable: it is much more pleasant to divide the money between two than to think between three.
Today Vorobiev works as a cameraman on Tolyatti television and has forgotten even to think about the stage.
Flower compote
They say that Kasilov - Flower in his youth was terribly complex about his appearance: short, freckled, red-haired.
Igor had a difficult childhood, Kasilov’s friend and classmate admitted to us Mikhail Pukhov. - Father is a simple worker, mother is a merchandiser. He was still a schoolboy when his parents divorced. Igor moved to his dad’s communal apartment, his sister stayed with her mom. Kasilov was very worried. I tried to distract myself and did everything to become the life of the party. We often gathered at his house. Even the first exam in descriptive geometry was “soaked” there. We bought Tamyanka wine, fried eggs and celebrated so much that we couldn’t get up in the morning.
Somehow we crawled out to the exam, and in the evening we celebrated again. Igor was the first from our crowd to have jeans and dark glasses - his mother got it. He curled his thin and straight hair at the hairdresser. True, now Igorek carefully hides this fact. They say his “grandmother” has natural curls.Flower's first love turned out to be unhappy.
It was the star of the institute Natasha Razmatova, - they shared with us in secret. - A stately beauty who danced in the Credo ensemble and enjoyed great success with the guys. Igor had very serious feelings for her, but their romance did not last long. Kasilov was drafted into the army from his second year - then students were not given a deferment. Natasha didn’t wait. She got married and gave birth to two daughters.
Igor suffered terribly. And then he gave up on everything and decided to become a womanizer.
The girls loved Igor, and at student drinking bouts he pinched first one, then the other, - laughs Irina Grosheva, Kasilov’s friend and one of the leaders of the student theater “Ordinary Miracle”. - The beauties ran after him in herds, and he enjoyed the “retinue.” Andrei Vorobyov brought him to our student troupe: one artist was missing for the performance, and Andryukha suggested a friend. Kasilov at that time did not think about acting, he was fond of table tennis. He ruined the first miniature - a red mouse. Everyone who saw it said: it was a lost cause, nothing would come of it. But I saw a good texture.
Igor carefully kept the memory of Natasha, his first love, in his heart.
Cacique was such a romantic that it even made me sick,” Pukhov laughs. “Once in the dining room I said: “Why are you killing yourself because of Natasha? Do you want her to be in my bed tomorrow?” Before I could finish speaking, he threw compote in my face with a theatrical gesture. I responded in kind. Then we were dismantled at the Komsomol meeting.
Today Natasha is married to an AvtoVAZ driver Evgeniy Kupriyanov. He still dances and doesn’t like to remember his affair with Flower.This was 25 years ago, why bring up the past? - Razmatova sighs. - I have a husband and two children. I am happily married, I hope Igor is too. After breaking up, we didn't communicate anymore.
After the Polytechnic, Kasilov entered a theater course at the same Polytechnic. He started working at the "Wheel" theater, where he met his future wife - Elena Nazarenko, the leading singer of the troupe.
Igor was one of the best actors in the theater, recalls the composer of “Wheels” Alexey Ponomarev. - He was given the main roles, although from time to time he had health problems: his weak point was his back. Once after the play “The Tricks of Scapin,” where Igorek ran around the stage and climbed a rope for two hours, he had to call an ambulance. When Yegor and Lena were born, Kasilov went to earn money on the stage. Lena also quit and devoted herself to her family. Gosha promised that he would return to the theater. Perhaps as a director.
But for now, Flower already has enough well-paid work. The 44-year-old artist has two apartments in Moscow and a country house. They say that the fees of “New Russian grandmas” today amount to $10 - 15 thousand.
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Sergey Chvanov - Matryona joined the student theater group later. He studied at a different faculty and met his future partner on stage.
An amazing guy with very strong energy,” his classmate remembers Seryozha Andrey Muravlev. - Chan was the first to write parodies of rock bands and social topical issues. Some of the “grandmothers” repertoire remains from student times. For example, “Oh byada, byada, on the road byada” the guys sang even then. Chvanov honed his skills by parodying his mother: “You’re disgracing your family, you’re disgracing your family,” that’s how he was scolded for bad grades. Seryoga has always been a generator of ideas, I think that the success of the “grandmothers” is his achievement.
Your betrothed Irina Fedorova, Chan, like Kasia, found it in the student theater. They say that the girl made her lover run after her. She did not immediately give consent to the marriage, citing that she was a couple of years older than Sergei. They got married after graduating from college. The wedding took place in the student canteen. With the advent of popularity, Chvanov, among his old friends, retained relations only with the director of August Radio, with whom he often goes fishing on the Volga.
Ten years ago, Seryoga and I went to Austria for the first time,” recalls Firsanov. - We decided to rent a car. The owner of the fleet turned out to have Russian roots, naturally, we celebrated the meeting. When we set off, we immediately turned over. The car was abandoned on the highway. The next morning they barely remembered what had happened and went to look for the car.
Today, 45-year-old Chvanov is the father of two children: son Dani and daughter Mani. His wife, like Kasilov’s wife, sacrificed the stage for the sake of the family.
Not girlfriends
Inseparable on stage, the “grandmothers” immediately disperse in different directions after the performance. They say the guys are so tired of each other that you can’t even call them friends.
Unfortunately, Igor and Sergey do not come to Togliatti just like that, only on tour, says Tatyana Zilbert. - We constantly invite them to our student events, but they have forgotten their alma mater.
Matryona and Flower communicate with the audience exclusively in makeup.
Once, at a “grandmothers” performance, our former classmate wanted to get up on stage and say hello to the guys,” says Muravlev. - But Kasilov pushed him away and ordered the guards to take the intruder out. They are afraid of losing their highly paid images. When they lived here, there was no smell of stardom.
Now in Togliatti, the only relative of the “grandmothers” left is Kasilova’s sister. He recently moved his mother to Moscow. He also doesn’t forget about his sister - for one of the holidays he gave her a luxury car.
Several scandals are associated with the city that gave the “grandmothers” a start in life. Thus, the local Zhigulevsky vodka factory began to illegally use their image in its advertising.
“The guys were outraged that someone was trying to profit from their fame,” says Firsanov. - There was a trial, but, as far as I know, there were no payments. And in general, the brand “New Russian Grandmas” began to belong to the guys not so long ago. Previously, the brand was the property of August Radio, but after moving to Moscow, Kasilov and Chvanov asked me to re-register the authorship. I agreed. They only paid the registration costs.The concerts of this pop comedy duo are always sold out. They have been incredibly popular for 15 years. Not always even the most devoted fans can recognize their idols on the street and get an autograph, because actors do not give interviews or take photographs outside of their stage image. Have you guessed who we are talking about yet? Of course, about the actors of “New Russian Grandmothers”. But today we will talk not only about the concert image, but about these actors without makeup.
about the project
Two young comedians - Igor Kasilov and Sergey Chvanov - created their unrivaled duet many years ago. He appeared at a time when young people were working on Samara television. The actors spent their filming in the village, and it was here that they came up with the idea of reincarnating as grandmas. They sat down on a bench next to the village grandmothers, first listened to their conversations, after which they began to imitate their speech.
Soon a project called “New Russian Grandmas” appeared. The creators themselves became the actors. Real fame came to them thanks to their participation in Yevgeny Petrosyan’s program “Crooked Mirror”. Cheerful and perky, keeping up with the times, the grannies are reminiscent of the duet of Mavrikievna and Nikitichna, extremely popular in the Soviet Union.
“New Russian grandmothers”: biography of actors
Extraordinarily talented, popular actors, loved by a huge number of fans, do not like to make their personal lives public. But we still have some information, and we will be happy to share it with you. Let's find out what the actors of “New Russian Grandmothers” are like without makeup.
This artist performs in the image of Matryona Ivanovna Nigmatullina, or simply Matryona.
In the city of Chistopol, Tatar Republic, on January 19, 1965, Sergei Chvanov was born. He received his education at the Tolyatti Polytechnic Institute. There he met Irina Fedorova, who later became his wife. Here I met my stage colleague I. Kasilov. Their first performances (together with Igor) took place on the student stage of the institute. Later, Sergei Chvanov worked at the local variety theater in the duet “Deficiency”. The actor has a son and daughter, whose names, according to media reports, are Danya and Manya.
His character is Flower Klavdia Ivanovna. Kasilov is a native of the city of Togliatti, Samara region. May 31, 1966 is his birthday. When his parents decided to separate, Igor was still just a child. He stayed to live with his father, who worked at the factory. Igor’s sister lived all the time with her mother, who worked as a merchandiser. Currently, my mother lives in the same territory as Igor.
The actor graduated from the Tolyatti Polytechnic Institute and was a member of the Komsomol committee. From his second year he was drafted into the army. Served in the missile forces of Kazakhstan. After returning from the army, Igor is reinstated in his third year at the Polytechnic University. There he meets his future wife, Elena Nazarenko. While performing on the stage of the institute, he simultaneously worked in the “Wheel” theater, in which he was a leading actor and played all the main roles. He graduated from GITIS theater courses at the Wheel Theater, and a little later from P. Fomenko’s courses in the capital. Has a son, Yegor.
Labor activity of actors in the duet “New Russian Grandmothers”
On one of the Togliatti television channels (“Lik”) in the nineties of the last century, the actors were the hosts of the humorous program “Dessert”. In parallel with this, they starred in I. Ugolnikov’s original program “Oba-na,” which was very popular in those years, and flew to the capital once a month for filming. In addition, they worked part-time as entertainers for celebrities.
Working on local television, we created an interesting project called “New Russian Grandmas.” Later, he brought S. Chvanov and I. Kasilov unprecedented popularity, on the waves of which the actors are currently riding. The “grandmothers” first gained fame on the air of the local radio station “August”. However, at first this project was used in the form of small humorous screensavers. Noticing the interest of listeners in the new project, the management allocated a live broadcast to the actors. In an incredibly short time, “Babki” gained enormous popularity not only in its native region, but also in all regions of the country. Nowadays it is difficult to imagine any humorous evening without the participation of these two extraordinary personalities.
Conquest of Moscow
In 1999, the actors took part in the E. Petrosyan Cup of Humor. At the same time, the first solo concert of “New Russian Grandmothers” took place in their lives (in the photo are the actors in the images already loved by the Russian audience). This event took place at the State Variety Theater in Moscow.
Igor and Sergey, together with their families, moved to Moscow for permanent residence. They worked for Yevgeny Petrosyan and performed on the TV show “Curves Mirror”. By 2009, they decided to leave this project. In the image of “New Russian Grandmothers”, the actors led such television projects as “Saturday Evening”, “Veselaya Street”. They have worked and are working in all major television projects, and tour throughout the country with a concert program.
Watch the concert New Russian Grandmothers online is a satirical parody of ordinary grandmothers. Comic pop duet of actors Igor Kasilov and Sergei Chvanov.
The pop duo New Russian grandmothers - Matryona and Tsvetochok - first appeared on Yevgeny Petrosyan's program in 1999 and very quickly filled many humorous programs on various television channels with their funny performances.
The founders of the duet were two talented actors: Igor Kasilov and Sergei Chvanov, who managed to fill in time the pop niche that had been empty for a long time. It is believed that they are a modern version of the Soviet pop duet Veronica Mavrikievna and Avdotya Nikitichna. Their main goal is to delight the audience with their sparkling humor; they are an example of skill and improvisation on stage.
In 2015, the New Russian Grandmas had their own show on the Rossiya channel called Cheerful Street.
The call signs for the beginning of the holiday sound, and silence behind the scenes.
Among the first days of spring
March 8th is the most expensive of all.
All over the earth, for all people
Spring and women are alike.
Good luck to you, good health to you
We wish you happiness
And happy first spring holiday
Congratulations!
– song performed by _ “All the Flowers”.
In the background there is music coming out of the presenters in the image of “New Russian Grandmothers”, alone with a wine glass in their hand.
Flower: Good evening! Dear ladies... and people! Check out how cool I am today... cool.... I'm really enjoying myself...
Matryona:(to the audience) Hello! (flower)- why are you so impudent - then
Flower: Is everyone here? And for what reason did everyone gather? And about our professional holiday!
Matryona: Cleaners' Day, or what?
Flower: Why cleaners? I’m talking about women’s holiday in general – March 8th!
Matryona: Ahh, I remembered, of course, the holiday. Right now our men will be with us...
Flower: What are you doing?
Matryona: Congratulate! I broke my lip!
Flower: What do I look like?
Matryona: Super awesome!
Flower: Well, then let's go! We are starting a solemn meeting dedicated to International Women's Day on March 8... You know Matryon, I’m always so confused on this holiday, I just don’t know what to say...
Matryona: Well, I think I know how to help you. Now I invite a man to the stage who, I am sure, knows what to say to our fair half on this day, this is ______________.
Flower: Thank you ______________ for your warm words of congratulations.
Flower: And I invite another important person to the stage, this is a member of the council of elders under the head of the Sovetsky district, an honorary citizen of the Sovetsky district ______________.
Matryona: And we also congratulate you on the holiday, our dear women, we wish you all the best, health, longevity, thank you very much for being us.
Flower: for you lovely women performed by the vocal group “______________.” this musical gift will sound...
“Five February Roses” – Spanish. Wok. Gr. "______________."
Flower: Spring turned its head, it drove everyone crazy, even the ice began to move!
Matryona: Is it yours? …………….. Okay, keep going.
Flower: On this first holiday of spring, souls seem to thaw from the winter cold and all men try to express their love and recognition to the ladies.
Matryona: Most often this is expressed through flowers. But, for some reason, men’s imagination does not go further than mimosas, roses and tulips. And then the women themselves come to the rescue!
Flower: I wonder how it is?
Matryona: The choice of flowers depends on the profession of your loved one.
Flower:- Okay, let’s say she’s a dressmaker?
Matryona: For a dressmaker, I recommend giving marigolds!
Flower: What if she is a manicurist?
Matryona: Then Marigolds.
Flower: What about the doctor - the ophthalmologist?
Matryona: Pansies.
Flower: What if she is a Trainer?
Matryona: Then Snapdragon.
Flower: Well, what if she is the host of the concert?
Matryona: Well and……. concert host, /thinks/ Men, a gift from the concert host…..
(They bring out the microphone in flowers).
Flower: Oh, men, I see you are so resourceful, so attentive, especially today,
Matryona: Since we're talking about flowers, it's no secret that the best and most sincere gift for all women on this day is congratulations from their most beloved “flowers.”
Flower:– These are congratulations to our grandchildren.
Matryona: These are your grandchildren, but for the audience these are children, our children.
Flower: And we are happy to invite our little artists to this stage to your thunderous applause.
“March 8” – Spanish. Jr. wok Gr. "______________."
“Little Boat” - Spanish. ______________.
Matryona: Flower, we received a congratulatory letter from our men, should we read it?
Flower: Read, come on... come on, come on...
Matryona: (is reading) Our dear women! Let me congratulate you on your holiday and wish you to be as young as you are today...
Flower: Hey, why are we old or what? Are they kidding me or what?
Matryona: Wait, it also says... Dear grandmothers!
Flower: By the way, girls! And not that expensive!
Matryona: Wait, I’m reading further... We know that you are lovely girls, so we wish you health, the same as ours! And if you get sick, then we wish you, as the song says: “If death, then instantly...”
BOTH GRANDMAS.– Are they kidding me!?
Flower: They can’t properly congratulate you once a year! What injustice!
Matryona: What?
Flower: So what? You cook for them all year, wash, clean, give birth, and they only say thank you for it once a year. Ugliness! Once a year flowers, once a year tender words, once a year love... When did this happen? Women used to be respected...
Matryona: Okay, I read on. We always respect women when they stand at the stove... silently.
Flower: These are unscrupulous, unscrupulous, they used to shoot because of women, they went crazy...
Matryona: calm down, listen further... We wish everyone to go crazy, that is, to clink glasses and drink! We, men, are moving forward progress, science, the whole world rests on us!!!
Flower: Try it, give birth!!! All year long you clean, wash, cook, eat you... well, it doesn’t matter!
Matryona: Here's another thing... We dear women get tired too. We earn money from morning to evening, and then you spend it on all sorts of nonsense!
Flower: What are they calling this nonsense?! Lipstick, perfume, hairstyle, skirt, blouse, fur coat, tights, shoes, boots, chains, rings, massage, makeup, peeling, piercing, shopping... They call this nonsense?!! Matryon, let's go and write the answer.
Matryona: Wait, there’s also a post scriptum... So don’t get too arrogant, we can live without you.
Flower: Yeah, we know them, in a month they’ll start to get bored, in two they’ll start climbing the wall, and after three... they’ll start putting on women’s clothes... (embarrassed). Well, I wanted to say that they will die without us! They don’t know how to cook, they don’t know how to wash, they don’t know how to iron, they don’t know how to ferment cabbage...
Matryona: Well, well, they know how to ferment.
Flower: My mother was right when she told me that all men are alcoholics!
Matryona: And they also say that it is impossible to argue with us, that we have no logic!
Flower: What logic? You can't argue with us at all! Arguing with us is like fighting two Klitschko brothers at the same time!
Matryona: Why argue with us, you need to pet us and we’ll shut up!
(they bring flowers to the grandmothers)
Flower: Son, is this for me? Oh, the first bouquet in 50 years! Let me kiss you! (throws himself on the first one’s neck, then jumps into his arms) All my life I wanted to be carried in your arms!
Matryona: (says to the one who is holding)- Look, son, you are responsible for those you tamed!
(The man hands the Flower to the second, who gives it back)
Matryona: Oh, look, hands down!
(The men with Flower go backstage)
Matryona: And for you dear “Valenki” – dance group “______________.”
“Summer Blues” – ______________.
Matryona: Wow, you look fine! You can’t say it’s because of a hangover.
Flower: Oh, Matryona, after what happened yesterday – I’m a socialite!
Matryona: What a lioness you are, you socialite! Do you even remember what happened yesterday?
Flower: (pointing to one part of the head) This is where I remember (pointing to another part of the head) I don’t remember here. What happened?
Matryona: What happened, there was a party. They let the pig in, but you are gone. You're down the drain.
Flower: Fathers! How did I get through?
Matryona: You're a socialite. You can fit into any pipe.
Flower: Yes Yes Yes. Well, what happened next?
Matryona: And then the dance group “______________.” In our program, from an urban settlement, the head is ______________..
“Round dance” – dance group “______________.”
“How cool” - Spanish. ______________. – laureate of the festival of military patriotic songs “North Wind” in the city of Sovetsky and the competition of the festival “Let there always be sunshine” in Nyagan.
“I’m standing at a stop” - Spanish. N______________.
"Chukotka" - Spanish. Dance Team "______________."
"Parnushka" - theater of entertainment. Miniature "______________."
“Lullaby for Mom” – Spanish. ______________.
“Lady” – solo number, Spanish. ______________.
“Hooked” - Spanish. ______________.
Flower: ABOUT! Look, yesterday he sent me a text message. “I miss you, smack!” Wow, "Smacks"! He kisses me.
Matryona: Well, give it here. “I miss you, schmuck!”
Flower:“I miss you...” That's a goat!!!
Matryona: And you are an accountant, an accountant.
(mobile phone call signs are issued again)
Flower: (answers the call) Yes? Yes, hello, hello my baby. Of course I will come, you are my miracle in feathers. (already Matryona) Sergei Zverev called. I invited you to do highlighting tomorrow.
Matryona: Where?
Flower: Somewhere in the cabin.
Matryona: Expensive, Klav?
Flower: Nonsense. We agreed on barter with him.
Matryona: Is it like barter?
Flower: And I promised to listen to him sing for two hours.
Matryona: Inexpensive, yes. Well, go listen to him, but I like to listen to others, I really like our boys ______________. Now they will sing, and you go listen to Zverev.
“Love to Tears” – duet ______________.
“Rose from frost” – Spanish. Dance Team "______________."
“The road to mother” – art. wok Gr. "______________."
“New” – pop theater. Miniature "______________."
"Hip-hop" - dance. Number of "______________."
"Bachelorette Party" - wok. Gr. "______________."
Matryona: What is this?, Natasha Rostova’s first ball?
Flower: You don’t understand anything, I’m going to the competition Miss – 2012-
Matryona: What is this among aliens or what? Humanoid in a corset...
Flower: You don’t understand anything, you see it’s written...
Matryona: It’s written, I see, Look at the shapes of the contestants. What about you? You're an X-ray in a skirt. Do you have 90-60-90?
Flower: Of course there is, 90-60-90, this is my blood pressure in the morning.
Matryona: And look at their age, no older than 19 years!
Flower: So I turned 10 yesterday!
Matryona: How old were you then?
Flower: 19.
Matryona: ???
Flower: With a ponytail.
Matryona: (Looking around). Pull your tail in, anaconda. Someone else will come.
Flower: You do not understand anything. The older the wine, the tastier it is.
Matryona: Can you hear it, vinegar? How did it occur to you to participate in such a competition? Those who look like Miss are the next participants of our concert.
And so, for you:
“Dance of the Sun and Fire” - Spanish. Dance Team "______________."
“Mom’s dear eyes” - Spanish. ______________.
“You are the most beautiful” - Spanish. ______________.
“Vostochny” – dance group “______________.”
“But you don’t give it to me” - Spanish. Wok. Gr. "______________."
Matryona:
It smelled like March and spring,
But winter holds fast.
The number eight is not simple -
The holiday is coming to our homes.
Flower:
Here the words needed are:
To be more valuable than gold.
So that all of you, dear ones,
Smiled young!
Matryona:
Happy March 8th!
Happy spring holiday!
Flower:
With the first flowers in this bright hour!
Congratulations to grandmothers, congratulations to women!
Matryona:
We wish everyone happiness,
Flower:
Joy,
Together:
Good luck!!!
Dear friends, this concludes our festive concert, but the celebration continues in our cozy foyer, which will open at 10 pm, we are waiting for you for the evening of relaxation “Cherche - La Fame”
Happy holiday, dear women, see you again.
"New Russian grandmothers" - Sergey Chvanov (left) and Igor Kasilov.
At the BMZ “New Russian Grandmothers” cultural center, Matryona and Tsvetochok, in real life comedians Sergei Chvanov and Igor Kasilov, arrived for the concert itself - at half past seven in the evening. We didn’t even have time to rest from the road. We examined the stage, changed clothes in the dressing room, and at seven o’clock we went out to the audience.
By the way, preparations were made for the arrival of the artists at the cultural center.
We warmed up the hall with heat guns, the radiators were boiling water! - say BMZ workers. - Otherwise our grannies will freeze!
...The grannies made the people of Bryansk laugh for almost two hours. They made fun of each other, told jokes, sang ditties and songs. The laughter in the hall was such that even Matryona and Flower could not hold back their smiles. At the end of the concert the audience gave a standing ovation.
After the performance, the “New Russian Grandmothers” came out of the dressing room to the audience, who were eager for autographs and photographs. The disguised artists were not immediately recognized:
“New Russian grandmothers” entertained Bryansk residents for two hours.
Oh, where is Matryona, and where is Flower?
Tired after the performance, Sergei and Igor turned out to be serious and taciturn.
After talking with the audience, the comedians left by car for Moscow - the tour ended.
Matryona and Flower never had time to explore Bryansk. We were just surprised that it was a big city.
BY THE WAY
Rider of “New Russian Grandmas”
Pie in plastic packaging (fresh, edible),
Wet wipes,
Teapot (with flowers),
Confetti pack,
firecracker,
2 kg of sweets (suction cups) to be distributed to the audience before the concert (though for some reason they were not distributed this time)
The jokes of the “grandmothers” were accompanied by deafening laughter from the audience.
TO THE POINT
Jokes from Matryona and Flower
At the wedding table, the groom’s brother says to Flower:
- Flower, will you have some vodka?
- Will.
- With what?
- With juice.
- With which?
- With stomach.
Let's drink from grief, where is the grief?
Flower: - Matryona, what sound is coming from the birch grove, a woodpecker or something?
Matryona: - No. Pinocchios drink birch sap.
Sewerage - how I got drunk.
Matryona:
- What did you groan about, what kind of white object did you throw into the firebox?
Flower:
- Sugar.
Matryona:
- Why do you need him?
Flower:
- It's necessary for the brain.
Matryona:
- Won’t the hemispheres stick together?! The brain is 80% liquid. And from your brake...
Flower:- I would like to be a snake.
Matryona:- For what?
Flower:- To go to work lying down.
This is Miss Village 2012!
