The newest scenes congratulating anniversaries. home and family
Birthday is the most important, dear, and it is your holiday, when all attention is focused only on you, when you receive many gifts and congratulations. Sometimes you want this day to last forever, or at least to be remembered for a long time. And in order to make this day unforgettable, you can act out funny scenes with meaning for the birthday boy, which will certainly remain in his memory for a long time. Such congratulations are suitable for any age; it will always be interesting and pleasant for the hero of the occasion.
Original skits for any birthday person
In order for your congratulation to be remembered by the birthday boy, in order to move away from the standard presentation of a gift and a couple of parting words, it is better to prepare an interesting scene that will be more pleasant than many gifts.
Scene The Cleaning Lady.
This skit involves two people: the presenter, the person who gives the speech of congratulations to the birthday boy, and the cleaning lady, who must interfere with the speaker. Clothes must match the role, i.e. The cleaning lady is dressed in an old shabby robe, with a scarf tied on her head, and rubber gloves on her hands. She should have a bucket with water and a rag, but not just one, the second bucket will be filled with streamers and pieces of colored paper. The scene begins when the birthday boy and the congratulatory person stand opposite each other, the second one begins to make his speech. Suddenly, a cleaning lady enters the hall with a bucket of water and quite seriously begins to wash the floor, muttering under her breath about how she’s tired of everyone walking around and dirtying the floor, but she tries, cleans, and they’re watching here again, etc. The presenter and the birthday boy, of course, feel awkward and ask the cleaning lady to leave while the hall is occupied by them. She begins to be indignant, but then she still agrees. She takes her bucket, puts it behind the curtain, takes off her gloves and says that she will leave now, just pour out the water, takes the bucket out from behind the curtain, naturally not with water, but with confetti, and pours it on the birthday boy. This is very unexpected, causes a lot of emotions, and is very funny at the end, when the hero of the occasion and the guests understand that this is a scene specially performed for him. After this, the presenter gives his gift.
This type of congratulations is very original and interesting., and perhaps other guests will also want to show themselves somehow and act out another comic congratulation, thereby setting the rhythm of the entire celebration. But the scenes do not have to be unexpected; they can involve the direct participation of the birthday boy.
Scene Focus
This scene involves 4 characters in the person of an illusionist, his assistant, a rabbit and a bird. Costumes can be made as simple as possible: ears and a tail for the rabbit, wings for the bird, a cloak for the magician himself, and something shiny for the assistant. The props you need are a table, a box and a saw. The skit begins with the words of the presenter, which is specifically to congratulate the birthday boy, a foreign illusionist arrived to us with his assistant. They go out and put the box on the table.
Assistant:- Hello, dear guests, I would like to introduce you to the most popular illusionist Mr. Magus, who will show you his best trick.
He bows and smiles at the guests.
Assistant:- Mr. Magus speaks and understands Russian very poorly, so I will comment on everything that happens here. We have come to you to show you the one and only performance.
He takes the birthday boy’s watch and puts it in a box. The illusionist begins to cast a big spell, waves his hands, but nothing happens, he repeats everything, but again fails.
Assistant:- Sorry, a little trouble, everything will be fine now, Mr. Magus is just worried. Were the watches expensive? It’s a pity for them, I guess, right?
The illusionist continues his actions, but in vain.
Assistant (with a wide smile): - A little more, maybe the birthday boy wants to help us?
The birthday boy is invited and asked to try casting a spell. He says a rabbit runs into the hall and starts doing strange dances, and when finished, runs away.
Assistant:- Wow, you are talented, this is the most difficult trick that even Mr. Magus does not always succeed, maybe you can do something else?
The birthday boy says the spell again, plays music, a bird flies in, circles around the hall and flies away.
Assistant:- Loud applause to our most talented hero of the occasion, and now, dear friend, take a seat, and Mr. Magus will try to save your watch.
The magician casts a spell and finally takes out a large wall clock from the box - a gift for the birthday boy, and, of course, returns the item he took.
Assistant:- Happy birthday! We wish you more pleasant surprises!
Presenter (takes out the saw):- And now, dear friends, a dangerous trick awaits you - sawing the assistant in half.
The assistant runs out of the hall screaming, Mr. Magus behind her.
This scene will perfectly lift the spirits of both the birthday boy and the guests.
In addition to general scenes, there are also those specifically aimed at certain people: men, women, children, grandmothers, mothers.
Scenes for a specific person
Of course, congratulating a man is different from congratulating a woman, and in the skits this is especially taken into account.
Congratulations for a man “Technical inspection”
This is a great idea to congratulate a man. To participate in the scene you will need an angry and strict traffic inspector and his assistant. The hero of the occasion stands in the center, and they begin to examine him from head to toe, commenting on everything.
Traffic inspector:- Good day! Inspector Kopeikin. Can I have your documents?
The birthday boy gives a piece of paper, the inspector begins the technical inspection.
Inspector:- So, model (passport data), (year of birth), year of manufacture, mileage (age).
Assistant (touches pulse):— the engine is in full readiness, there is no malfunction, it’s probably a matter of high-quality fuel.
Inspector (looks into eyes):— the headlights work, the high beam is normal.
Assistant (feels muscles):— the load capacity is normal, even exceeds the norm.
Inspector (examines the lower back):— The exhaust works, hydrogen sulfide is normal.
Assistant (looks at feet):— the brakes are not dangerous, they are activated in a timely manner.
Inspector:- Everything is fine, congratulations, good luck!
After the examination there is a toast to the health of the birthday boy.
It will be especially interesting if the role of the inspector is played by a person who actually works in this field.
For women, you can also play an interesting scene that will please everyone and cheer up the birthday girl.
Sketch for a woman “Striptease”
To participate in this scene you will need a man without complexes. He puts on a lot of clothes in advance, including several shorts, T-shirts, and socks. The song must be appropriate for striptease. The woman is given this gift, she is, of course, shocked, because striptease is such an intimate gift. The man starts dancing. When the outer clothing is removed, the fun begins: the dancer reaches his panties and begins to slowly pull them off, the birthday girl is waiting for a surprise, but there are also panties, etc. When there are only panties left, the stripper stops, and his body is covered with congratulations and wishes.
Congratulations in skits can be presented to anyone, and it will be especially interesting for children who love different games and are ready to participate in them with pleasure.
Catch the Joy
For children, any pleasant little thing is great happiness, and this is what the sketch is dedicated to. The presenter prepared in advance one hundred pieces of paper, where the children's joys of life that a child can dream about are written.
Leading:— Small and pleasant joys happen in our lives. We dream a lot, but, unfortunately, not everything comes true. Now you have to decide your own destiny. We wish you a hundred little joys, and how many you can catch is up to you.
All the pieces of paper are poured out of the bag onto the child from above. His task is to capture as many joys as possible. After this, the child reads out what he finally got his hands on. On pieces of paper you can write any little things that children dream about, for example:
- Tomorrow they will buy you a gift
- You'll get an A soon
- Mom will buy you chocolate
- You will meet a new friend
- Etc.
The mother will be very pleased with congratulations from the children in the form of a skit, she will rejoice at their creative abilities, and most importantly, she will be happy that the children paid so much attention to her.
A scene for mom
2 people participate, they will play the roles of mother and son. Mom tries to wake up her son in the morning, but she can’t.
Mother:- Son, wake up, you don’t want to be late for school.
Son:“I won’t, I don’t want to get up, Sidorov will pester me again.”
Mother:- Well, dear, that’s not how things are done, you won’t make it in time for the start of the lesson.
Son:- No, Samoilov will throw a rag at me again.
Mother:- Son, get up, it’s already a lot of time, stop being capricious.
Son:“I won’t go anywhere, I won’t go to school, in case Petrov throws a stone at me again.”
Mother:- My dear son, you must go to school, because you are the director.
This phrase is followed by congratulations from the children:
- Our dear mother, we wish you strength for your not always obedient and capricious children, patience in raising, and health, so that you can always wake up your child on time, no matter how old he is. We will always need you. Happy birthday!
Any grandmother is also a mother, she will also be glad if her grandchildren congratulate her in some special, original way, gifts are not important to her, the main thing for her is attention.
A scene for grandma
This scene requires 2 participants: grandmother and granddaughter Masha. The grandmother sits and knits socks, and her granddaughter torments her with questions.
Granddaughter:- Grandma, why does a person have 2 eyes and not one?
Grandmother:— Mashenka, 2 eyes are needed so that you can see more, learn more.
Granddaughter:- Grandma, why does a person need 2 ears?
Grandmother:“And this, granddaughter, is so that you can hear more, so that you can distinguish more sounds.”
Granddaughter:- Why does a person have 2 legs and 2 arms?
Grandmother:- Well, it’s quite simple, so that you can do more things in life and go around more roads.
Granddaughter:- Why then do we only have one nose and one tongue?
Grandmother:- Yes, so that you talk less and don’t poke your nose anywhere.
- Dear grandmother, we congratulate you on your birthday, we wish you patience with your beloved grandchildren, and a long life to always be with us.
Congratulations in the form of a scene will please anyone, because the main thing is not the gift, but attention, which is sometimes so lacking.
Birthday is not at all a sad holiday, as it is sung in the well-known song by Igor Nikolaev. And it’s a very fun event, especially when you spent very little time preparing it. Funny performances and mini birthday skits will help you entertain your guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared just by you.
Types of performances and mini skits for a man or woman’s birthday
There are a great many humorous games and competitions. You don’t have to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. All you have to do is go online to holiday websites where you can choose what you like. Our comic scenes are suitable for an anniversary or any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing skits as the event progresses.
Let's remember that any holiday has:
- introductory part (arrival of guests)
- official table part (congratulations, gifts)
- intermission part (dancing, entertainment)
It follows from this that you need to select funny scenes and performances based on this order.
Birthday performances and skits for the introductory part of the holiday
Even a meeting of guests can be organized in a very fun way. Let us recall such an example as the “Bread and Salt” meeting. The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.
Birthday script "Meeting with guests"
The host or hostess, or better yet the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greet the guest at the door, reading greetings:
Welcoming guests with “Bread and Salt”
We're not bored today
We dance and sing
We are celebrating the holiday today,
And we invite guests to our place!
Hello, invited guests!
Hello, welcome guests!
We wish you good health,
We invite you to drink tea!
Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next invited person with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests at such a meeting! Let's be honest, the boring wait for everyone to arrive will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. You can also ask the newcomer to recite an interesting poem or dance a dance, and only after that accept him into the cheerful company of those greeting him.
Of course, I would like to remind you of the funny script, the wonderful gypsy production "Meeting our dear guest"
To do this, you need to prepare colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine in advance (musical instruments can be cut out of cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask and hats, thereby turning the meeting of guests into a whole show with dancing, dressing up and involving the newcomers in the performance you have planned.
See all friends 
The gypsy soul sings.
A dear friend came to visit us,
Pour him a lot!
We'll sing and dance,
It's fun to celebrate the holiday!
He came to us, he came to us,
Our dear friend, dear
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!
I want to say that using the templates for welcoming guests that we gave you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.
And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official table part of our holiday. Guests sit decorously at the tables, periodically standing up, announcing toasts, and giving gifts. I think this is the most “boring” pastime. This is where it's time to shake things up. A small musical scene with the participation of guests will be just what you need.
Short skits and performances for the official table part
I believe that for this part of the evening, musical performances with a minimum number of participants (from 1 to 3 people) are very suitable, since most of the guests are not yet ready for active actions, basically everyone behaves passively.
A musical, interactive number is very suitable - congratulations on dressing up, for example:
- to Serduchka
- to Alla Pugacheva
- to the gypsies
Guests at the party
Don’t forget, for such scenes you need to prepare props, as well as musical accompaniment
But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but on the contrary, they will bring freshness and revitalization to the holiday atmosphere.
Another option is to rent special gag costumes for such productions. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. It will definitely surprise your guests and save you from unnecessary hassle.
The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one sketch (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.
Scenario for a birthday, for the intermission part
Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, and breathed fresh air, it’s time for funny mini-birthday scenes for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with your guests. This will greatly amuse your guests. Don't forget to film this “fun” on camera. Subsequently, after making a video, you can enjoy with your friends the memories of your holiday.
As we have already said, there are a lot of scripts, fairy tales and skits on the Internet, take your pick, I don’t want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly characters, the more interesting it is. Let us give an example of a fairy tale that is familiar to everyone from childhood. This mini scene can be played on the birthday of either a woman or a man.
Contact scene “Turnip” for a birthday
The fairy tale "Turnip" in action
Leading:
— Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a fairy tale,
About how grandfather planted turnips,
Yes, I almost broke my stomach.
This fairy tale is for children and adults. Well, first of all, we need a “Turnip”, it should be big - very big (he chooses the biggest guest. You can put a headband with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier if the pot is a small flower)
- That's what it is, fodder turnip! And now we need a grandfather, let him be a hundred years old. (choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat or beard).
- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother using the women's table. Props - an apron, glasses, a rolling pin).
- Well, people, listen, what a turn it was. Here comes the grandfather, although he is old, he is a fine fellow, a rogue with a beard. But there is one problem: he is lazy. He'll come out in the morning; he likes only the balalaika. He sits on the rubble all day and spits on the fence. (The guest at this time performs movements: stroking his beard, playing the balalaika, spitting).
“And here comes the grandmother, she’s young at heart, but she looks like a hag.” He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Acting role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with his fist).
Now all the words will always be pronounced by the presenter in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will skillfully repeat them with expression and gestures)
Grandma: “Why are you sitting there doing nothing, grandpa?”
Grandfather: “I’m too lazy, you’re in trouble.”
Grandma: “Well, old stump, go plant turnips and increase my wealth.”
Presenter: - Eh, grandfather got up and went to plant turnips. He came, planted it in the ground, watered it from above, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions according to the text).
Presenter: - Can you imagine, friends, the whole summer went by like this! The sun is shining, the rain is falling, our beautiful turnip is growing, and the grandfather sits on the balalaika and plays and does not blow his whistle. The grandmother came again, angry, angry, gritting her teeth, cracking her bones, swearing!
Grandma: “What, you’re sitting there again, you old stump, looking at me, you’d better go and look at the turnip.”
Presenter: - Grandfather stood up, shook himself off, turned around with his beard and went to the garden to look at turnips. Look, she’s big, round-sided and large, she’s sitting in the ground and doesn’t want to come out. He jumped around, let’s shout and call for help.
Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!
Presenter: - Here comes the grandmother, carrying her bones. She came, looked, said loudly:
Grandma: - This turnip!!! (grandmother spreads her hands in surprise)
The host addresses the guests: “Don’t pull out the turnips.” Who should I call?
Guests: - Granddaughter
Presenter: — That’s right, granddaughter. And here comes the granddaughter, shaking her mane, that’s what she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter during the course of the play, a younger girl would be good for her. Props - a wig with bows or braids).
Granddaughter: - Hello, what do you need?
Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.
Granddaughter: - Will you give me some sweets?
Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.
Presenter: - the granddaughter came closer and screamed:
Granddaughter: - This is a turnip!!!
Presenter: - Three of us can’t pull it out. Who else should I call?
Guests: - Bug!
Presenter: - That's right, Zhuchku! Here she is waving her tail, there is no one more beautiful than her.
(props: headband with dog ears)
Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you need?
Grandfather and grandmother: - Help me pull out the turnip.
Bug: - Will you give me a bone?
Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.
Presenter: - Bug came closer and spread her arms.
Bug: - This is Turnip!
Host: - There’s no way to get us out, who else should we call?
Guests: - A cat.
Host: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very sweet. Here she comes, purrs and sings. (Props: headband with cat ears)
Cat: - Meow-meow, purr-purr. And here I am, looking all good. Hello, what do you need?
Grandfather and grandmother: - Pull out the turnip.
Cat: - Will you give me milk with sour cream?
Grandfather and grandmother: - We'll give it.
Presenter: - The cat came closer and purred under its breath:
Cat: - This is a turnip!
Presenter: - Yes, here’s the thing, even the cat didn’t help. They decided to go home with the whole family, have lunch, sleep, and lie down. They say, if we gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside).
- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a small mouse came to the field. (Use the mouse to select the largest man or the birthday boy)
- The mouse saw the turnip and squeaked:
Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.
Presenter: The mouse took the turnip in her hands and dragged it into her hole. (Takes the mouse aside).
“And the whole family returned to the garden and saw that there were no turnips.”
All the actors together: - Where is the turnip?
Presenter: - Yes, we overslept, you are a turnip. You can’t even pull a turnip out of the garden without difficulty. Yes, yes... But there is no morality, as long as there is a delicious lunch. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share the turnip. (The mouse comes out and takes out the turnip). That’s the end of the fairy tale, and well done to those who listened!
With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo shoot.
I think, dear friends, you liked our script, table games and skits. We will post a lot more interesting things on this topic in the future. I would like to say only one thing: mass games and scenes for congratulating you on your birthday will only add positivity to your holiday.
Nothing “accelerates” a celebration like a cheerful, funny scene. It is advisable that the invitees themselves participate in it, this will lift the spirits of both the participants and the audience, and will also keep the guests in good shape and prevent them from becoming soggy. In addition, guests will feel more involved and involved in the holiday. But the opportunity to participate in a skit should not bother guests; it is better that it be a small, easy, unobtrusive adventure.
In this section of the site you can find holiday scenes, aimed at women, men and children. The scenes we collect are often updated and are dedicated to various holidays and dates, so you can choose anniversary scene an elderly person, or you can choose birthday scene to kid. Diversify your holiday with your favorite scene with us!
08 Jun 2012
(A man comes out - a participant in the scene, dressed in a scarf and an old colorful skirt with a jacket, in his hands he has a basket with drugs and he addresses the birthday boy with the words):
Dear birthday boy!
Even though you look healthy
And I was in good health from childhood,
But still, darling, no offense
Accept these funds as a gift!
I am an expert in healing
And the healer’s secret
I will open it to everyone on their birthday,
There is no more mystery in this!
08 Jun 2012
A scene for an anniversary or a man’s birthday “Childhood”
(Childhood runs out skipping - this is a man dressed up as a little boy and sings to the tune of a famous song about childhood):
My childhood, wait,
Don't rush, wait!
Give me a simple answer
What's ahead?!
Dear birthday boy!
The best remedy
Frighten off any attack -
This, of course, goes back to childhood
We must go in immediately!
I'll tell you emphatically:
Everything is forgiven for you today!
Read the continuation of the anniversary scene below
02 Jun 2012
Leading:
Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!
(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")
Read on for the continuation of this scene.
27 May 2012
(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):
We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!
Matryona (speaks):
Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?
Flower:
Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!
Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.
26 May 2012
(two men come out dressed up as new Russian grandmothers and sing verses to the tune of ditties, playing along on a children's balalaika or guitar):
Flower:
The hero of the day needs a pair
Give compliments!
So let's go blazing hot
Remember them with Matryona!
Give me your word soon
My tongue is very itchy!
I'm already ready
Congratulations are simply chic!
... continuation of the funny scene read on
13 Apr 2012
There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the sketch - from your own idea to an already existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for a finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.
06 Apr 2012
05 Apr 2012
Presenter:
Dear birthday boy!
A great surprise has been prepared for you,
Double, unusual, most useful prize:
So that there are no more problems in work,
They sent you stuntmen as a gift!
(two men in helmets or colanders on their heads run out - these are “stuntmen”. They sing a song to the birthday boy to the tune of “If only I had mountains of gold”)
An anniversary is not an ordinary birthday, but a transition to a new stage of life. That is why it is customary to celebrate the anniversary on a grand scale. And so that the holiday does not become simple gatherings at the table, you need to add a little emotion and fun by playing out funny scenes. When preparing scenes for a woman’s anniversary, you need to pay special attention to costumes: they should be bright and unusual. And, of course, don’t forget about the musical accompaniment and decorations.
No. 1 – “District”
Characters: district police officer, witnesses The district policeman enters Good evening. Allow me to introduce myself - Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, your local police officer. So, let's celebrate? Which one of you is a citizen (name of the birthday girl)? You? There is an anonymous complaint against you, which is why I came. Witnesses, come in. Witnesses come in So it is, citizen. Have you guessed yet why I came to you? No, not for the anniversary. Well, if you look closely, this holiday becomes direct evidence of the accusation against you. The point is this: the complaint states that you are in possession of an illegal moonshine still. Do you deny? Then why is there so much alcohol on the table? Did you buy it? Where did you get so much money! I immediately understood - drive it yourself! And aren’t you ashamed, citizen (last name)? Right under the nose of the authorities, without a license! What about taxes? What if you poison the whole area for me here? Good vodka you say? Well, let the witnesses judge. Pour for the witnesses. They pour it to the witnesses and at the same time offer it to the policeman. 
I'm on duty, so no need. The witnesses take the glasses, and the policeman stops them. Stop, comrades. How can I draw up a protocol if I don’t check it myself? Oh, I’ll have to take part in the identification too. They pour a glass for the district police officer, everyone clinks glasses and drinks. Eh, good! I mean, it’s a bit strong, it won’t do much... But I want it! What will the witnesses say to this? Fine? Good. Well, citizen, you have a good moonshine still! It’s somehow shameful to even take it away, especially on a birthday. Okay, pour another glass to make the protocol faster and easier to write. Well, now it’s not a sin to have a snack. Do you have any snacks? Yes, I know there will be! After all, I found my way here by smell! After all, the hero of the day is the director of a meat processing plant. How is it not? I have recorded in detail here in my anonymous account: how much moonshine and how much sausage. So, what kind of sausage do you like? (The birthday girl calls.) So do I! But I rarely try this: I have a busy job - I run around all day, no snacks, no drinks. I mean, neither sit nor eat. And the salary is tiny, just like this little glass. Oh, why is it empty? Witnesses, did you come here for identification or what? Pour it, and I’ll read out the protocol: During the inspection, it was established: The citizen (birthday girl) has a moonshine still for ... years. After explanatory and preventive work, she made her verbal promise not to use it again. Literally: “I promise not to do this again, I’ll do it differently.” Based on the above, the police commissioner, Senior Lieutenant Ivanov, decided: To oblige the citizen (name of the birthday girl) to distill moonshine exclusively for her own needs, that is, to treat only her relatives and guests, especially Senior Lieutenant Ivanov. Date of compilation and signatures of witnesses. Well, (name of the birthday girl), formally everything is clean. So we can continue the celebration. Witnesses, pour it! Happy anniversary, citizen (name of the birthday girl)!
No. 2 – “The Doctor’s Visit”
Characters: doctor Someone dresses up in a doctor's costume and, instead of another toast, reads out the medical testimony of the birthday girl. They should be beautifully designed in the form of a letter. Dear guests, I was in a hurry to go to the holiday to check the health of our hero of the day. So, after observing her condition a little, I can read out her medical testimony to you, if, of course, she doesn’t mind. Last name and first name of the birthday girl Age: in his prime. Blood type: real “blood and milk” Tone of life: fully developed Pulse: It is not always possible to measure, because it is in full swing. Heartbeat: fickle - sometimes ticking like a clock, sometimes jumping from an excess of emotions and excitement. Vision: 100%, can notice any little things. Smell: subtle sense of smell - can easily determine where the wind is blowing from and with whom the husband communicated the day before. Hearing: like a big ear.
Diseases: falls into hibernation for no particular reason after a luxurious dinner at a restaurant and while reading books. Daily regime: Recently, instead of walking, I switched to sitting and even lying down. Conclusion: the patient is absolutely healthy and is just beginning to live. Recommendations:
- more assets;
- less negativity;
- take from life everything that is still not received due to hard work.
The certificate is presented to the hero of the occasion amid applause.
No. 3 – “The Cleaning Lady”
This small skit is done during a break between other numbers, or is performed when everyone is sitting at the table. Characters: cleaning woman. A cleaning lady appears on the stage in a believable image - a robe, a mop, a bucket of water. And he begins to wash the floor (not for fun). Leading(or one of the guests): What are you doing here, it’s actually a holiday here! Cleaning woman: I need to work. All sorts of people come here and get dirty, and I wipe them off until midnight. (continues to grumble quietly and wash the floor). The presenter chuckles and leaves. At this time, the guests continue to celebrate, and the cleaning lady continues to clean the floor. At some point, she must leave for a while and exchange it for the same bucket, only filled with confetti instead of water.
After this, she approaches the edge of the stage (or festive table) and, with a calm look, pours the contents of the bucket onto the guests with all her might. Usually, everyone tries to dodge, and then laughs for a long time.
No. 4 – “Babe”
Characters: presenter, baby. For the role of a baby doll, it is better to take a plump man and dress him up like a little girl: bows on his head, lace pantaloons to the knee, a small blouse, a toy in his hand, and so on. Presenter: 
Dear guests! Let's remind our birthday girl of a carefree time - childhood. Moreover, we have a guest who can tell us about it with complete confidence. The “babe” runs out skipping and begins to sing in a child’s voice (“A Christmas tree was born in the forest”).
I'm a tiny girl
I don't sit still
(Insert name of the hero of the day), like candy,
I appreciate it the most!
Everyone calls me baby
But everyone sees for themselves:
My big belly
You can see it here and there!
In your favorite children's dress
I came to you for the holiday,
To the beautiful birthday girl
I have some surprises in store.
They are sitting beautiful
Among your guests!
Very tasty for this
The candy will be for her!
The little one runs to the hero of the day and presents a sweet present - a large candy, coin or medal.
No. 5 – “Fortune Teller”
Characters: gypsy woman A gypsy woman appears with a bag. It contains Kinder Surprise eggs. You need to unpack them in advance and come up with a comic prediction for each toy; if possible, you can improvise. There are as many eggs as there are guests plus the birthday girl. If the budget is limited, then you can take a few eggs and the gypsy herself will choose the people to tell fortunes for, without forgetting about the hero of the occasion.
Today to each of you
I will predict a simple fate.
I'll find the solution quickly
Taking one look at the essence.
Take an egg each
Forgetting about your age and position!
Let what's hiding below
No. 6 – “Eastern Guest”
Characters: old man Hottabych Old man Hottabych appears, dressed in a robe, a turban and holding in his hands a rug and a small bag (in it are pieces of paper with numbers for completing tasks). He bows and addresses everyone present: Hello, honorable guests and the most beautiful of the birthday girls! He lays out a rug and sits on it. Then he turns to the birthday girl: Oh, the sun of my life, the most beautiful (name of the birthday girl)! I have come here from a distant land to fulfill your wishes. But first I would like to be convinced of your wisdom and ask some tricky questions. If, of course, you allow it. The hero of the day allows it. I obey, my lady. First, I’ll ask you this: is it possible to celebrate a birthday two days in a row? The answer is no, because they are separated by night. My incomparable one! Listen to the following question: what does the birthday girl have that other people use more often? The answer is the name. And now, my sun and stars, I will fulfill your deepest desires, and the honorable guests will help me with this. He gets up, bows and goes to the guests. 
Dear guests. Now you will fulfill the wishes of our dear (name). To do this, you must be ready for anything and complete tasks without hesitation. Now, pull out your tickets. Each person is given a bag from which a piece of paper with a number is drawn. Then Hottabych gives the task by number.
To cheer everyone up,
You should sing a little.
Kohl arrived for the anniversary,
Drink a glass quickly!
Giving a little happiness,
Take the swallow pose.
And with deep respect,
Make a short toast!
You, my friend, got the right
Give your neighbor on the right a kiss!
Give a compliment
To the hero of the day from the heart.
Our birthday girl
Just a fairy tale - top class!
Come to her quickly
And hug me tightly.
Kiss the hero of the day,
Just don't hurt!
Well, my friend, come on,
Tell me a joke.
When all tasks are completed, Hottabych says: Oh, incomparable (name)! There is one more gift left with which I want to please your beautiful eyes and ears. This oriental dance is for you! 
You can take two or three guests as performers, both women and men, who have not previously been involved in the competition. Oriental music comes on and Hottabych dances with them. After finishing, he approaches the hero of the occasion, bows and says: My lady, I am leaving, but leaving you in good hands: your guests will always fulfill your wishes. Well, I'll be back for the next anniversary.
An anniversary is a special date, so you can’t leave it unnoticed. Well, funny scenes will not leave even the most serious guests indifferent.
You can act out funny scenes for your anniversary at the moment when gifts are given. Gifts are funny, you need to show everything you do.
Gift - basin.
The words are:
For our anniversary we give a basin,
You can wash the floors in it,
You can also milk cows,
you can pick berries,
burp after being drunk,
you can take a bath with it,
it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash clothes in it,
you can wash your butt,
you can sow flour in it
and hang it on a bitch,
you can ride down the hill, oh
n will always be useful to you,
and when it happens (50, 60...) we will come to you again,
prepare okroshka for us,
find a bigger spoon
We'll pour okroshka into the basin,
That’s how we’ll celebrate the anniversary,
in general, you keep it,
don't break it, don't crumple it,
don’t leave it in the yard and put it back, with
congratulations on your anniversary,
We want to drink everything now,
some from the pile, some from the pile, and we will drink from it!
Gift - birch broom.
We couldn't give you birth
Buy expensive gifts
But this birch broom
Can we give from the heart
On Saturday you will take a steam bath with a broom
Do you remember your noisy anniversary?
And your health will increase a lot
From fragrant fragrant branches
Gift - galoshes.
We couldn't on your birthday
Buy a unique gift
But here are rubber galoshes
Can we give from the heart
You will wear them in damp weather
And you’ll go around the dacha with the style
And, of course, for your garden
You will hardly find better shoes.
Take care, don’t throw them anywhere
After you wash it, dry it in the shade
May they serve you with good fame
All gifts from a pure soul
When arranging funny scenes for a woman’s anniversary, dress up - put on scarves, beads and sing ditties.
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23.05.2010, 12:241. Cool competitions "Line"
Assemble two teams: one of men, the other of women.
At the leader’s signal, the players of each team begin to take off their clothes (whatever they want) and lay them out in a line. Each team has its own line.
Winner: The team that made the longest line of clothing.
2. "Tape"
Required: several very long ribbons
Each lady holds a ribbon twisted into a ball in her right hand. The man takes the tip of the ribbon with his lips and, without touching his hands, wraps the ribbon around the lady.
The winner is the one with the best outfit, or the one who completes the task faster.
3. birthday competitions "Zoo" (for 8 or more people)
The players stand in a circle. The presenter whispers a role to everyone: “hippopotamus” or “eagle”. Everyone hugs each other's shoulders. When the presenter says “eagle!” loudly to everyone, the “eagles” tuck both legs. When “hippopotamus!”, they draw their legs under them. There will be even more fun if suddenly in a large company there is a clear minority of certain “animals”.
4. Competition "Associations" (for 4 or more people)
The presenter leaves the room, and the rest decide who will be guessed. Then the presenter tries to guess the person based on his abstract description. The presenter asks leading questions. For example: “If this person was... a cloud (a tree, a monkey, a hanger, a Snow Maiden), then what would he look like (run, fly, play hockey?).” It is necessary to compare and guess. A very fun game.
5. Funny birthday contest "Forks"
Required: forks and thread.
Several male/female pairs participate.
The forks are tied to the belt at approximately knee level (select experimentally) at the back. The goal of the game is to face each other and engage with forks.
Attention. Skirts on girls are not a hindrance! The difficulty can be adjusted by the length of the thread.
6. Birthday "Pencil" competition
Teams in which men and women alternate must pass from first to last a simple pencil, and it is passed clamped between the nose and upper lip of the players! Naturally, you cannot touch the pencil with your hands, but everything else can be touched with your hands.
7. Competition "Ring"
A large group (of any age) stands in the order M--F--M--F--M--F. Each participant takes a toothpick (match) into his mouth. The first thing to put on a match is a ring (any ring, maybe a wedding ring).
The point of the game: pass the ring along the chain (from match to match), naturally, without the help of hands, to the last participant.
8. Competition "Girlfriend's Leg" at a birthday party
In the room, ladies sit on chairs, 4-5 people. They show the man that his wife (friend, acquaintance) is sitting among them and he is taken to another room and blindfolded TIGHTLY. At this moment, all the women change seats, and among them (for color) 1-2 men sit down. Everyone bares one leg (just above the knees) and lets in a man with a bandage. He is squatting, touching everyone's bare leg with his hands in turn, and must recognize his wife. There is nothing very scary, but the jokes are rubbish. There are many options. And the man “climbs” on the legs for a long time, and sometimes he doesn’t recognize the “wife,” well, and if he pointed at another man, saying, here’s my wife (and he’s wearing a stocking to hide his hairiness) - it will be complete FUCK. Then all the men will want it, they won’t be able to drag it away!!!
9. Best competition at the Rhino birthday party
Necessary: balloons (1 for each), regular thread, adhesive plaster, push pin (1 for each)
Quantity - the more, the better. The game can be either a team game or every man for himself.
The balloon is inflated and tied with a thread around the waist (the balloon should be at the level and area of the buttocks). The button is used to pierce a piece of adhesive tape and stick it on the player's forehead. This procedure is done with each participant. Then each player must fold his hands on his chest or behind his back (he cannot use them during the game), or he can tie them. After all these preparations, the start is given (a certain amount of time is set - for a team game, after the time has elapsed, whoever survived is counted; and for the game, every man for himself - the game is played to the last), after which the player’s task is to pierce the enemy’s ball with a button on the forehead (not using your hands). It all looks simply amazing, the main thing is that there are more people.
Winner: the one who remains with the whole ball.
10. Fun competition at the birthday party "Sniffers"
Necessary: many different objects are tied on strings and hidden in a bag.
They call a volunteer and blindfold him. When the eyes are blindfolded, the leader takes one of the prepared items dangling on a rope from the bag and brings it to the volunteer’s nose. You need to determine without the help of your hands, only through the sense of smell: what kind of thing it is. You guessed it, you will get this very thing as a gift... The very first one is given something simpler, like an apple. The rest, inspired by the example, will then stand in line. It can be very funny when an unfortunate sniffer pokes his nose, for example, into a suspended can of beer, which is dangling back and forth... Finally, it comes to the point that volunteers are given scented condoms to smell. The volunteer sucks in air with all his might, and the people just crawl under the furniture out of laughter. You can also let them smell the bills. And if he guesses right, then let him tell you what denomination the money was. Practice shows that there is always someone who is able to guess the dignity by smell...
11. Competition "Balloon Hunt"
Required: inflated balloons
Evening dresses are not a hindrance. Inflated balloons are tied to the ankles; in the absence of balloons or there are not enough of them for everyone, you can replace them with “rubber products” (tested - no worse). On command, everyone rushes to eat each other's balls with their feet, trying to protect theirs. The game continues until the last ball.
The winner is the owner of that very last ball. The game is very stormy, noisy, fun, but, unfortunately, fast (but there are a lot of impressions).
12. Fun game "Tomato"
First, an exciting game is played: a small denomination bill is placed on a table or stool between two players, and at the signal from the leader, it must be slapped on top first. To stir up the excitement, you can even give it to the winner, and take the next bet from the loser. Further, the rules become more complicated, the players are blindfolded.
And when everything is ready, the presenter exchanges the bill for a tomato before the signal! Both hit him at the same time, the audience rejoices.
13. Funny competition "Ya-y-ytsa"
Required: a dozen boiled eggs
A dozen eggs are placed in a bowl. One of them is raw, the presenter warns. And the rest are boiled. You need to break an egg on your forehead. Whoever comes across something raw is the bravest one. Participants take turns coming up and taking an egg.
In fact, the eggs are all boiled, and the last participant gets the prize - he consciously took the risk of becoming everyone's laughing stock.
14. Fun game "Maze"
Required: several long ropes.
A labyrinth of one, two or three ropes is created in the room so that the player, while passing through it, must step somewhere and sit down somewhere. Having invited the next player from the next room, they explain to him that he must go through the maze blindfolded, having previously memorized the location of the ropes, and the audience will give him hints.
When he is blindfolded, the ropes are removed! And the audience continues to tell him what to do, laughing without giving away the secret of the rope maze)
15. Competition "Chief Accountant"
Various signs are depicted scattered on a large sheet of Whatman paper. They need to be quickly counted, and counting should be done like this: one dollar, one ruble, one mark, two marks, two rubles, three marks, two dollars, etc.
Winner: whoever counts correctly, without getting lost, reaching the farthest bill.
16. Birthday competition "Pass the hat"
All competition participants stand in two circles - internal and external. One participant has a hat on his head, he needs to pass it around in his own circle, there is only one condition - pass the hat from head to head without touching it with your hands.
The team in which the number one privateer is again in the cap wins.
17. Competition "Harvest"
The task of the players of each team is to move the oranges to a certain place as quickly as possible without using their hands.
18. Competition "Let's make caps"
Participants are invited to look from a distance at a set of cans of various sizes and shapes. You cannot pick them up. Each player has a piece of cardboard from which they must cut out the lids so that they exactly match the holes of the cans.
Winner: The one with the most lids matching the can openings exactly.
19. Funny competition "Piglets"
For this competition, prepare some delicate dish - for example, jelly. The participants' task is to eat it as quickly as possible using matches or toothpicks.
20. Competition "Banker"
Required: 2-3 jars with lids. Fill the jars with coins and make slits in the lid.
The “banker” will be the one who will be the fastest to shake out the contents of his jar of coins through a narrow slot in the lid, without resorting to the help of foreign objects.
Cool script for a woman's birthday - - collection of poems - book-poetry.ru
As a rule, a woman’s birthday is organized by her relatives and closest people. The husband and children are faced with the task of making this holiday unique, bright and unforgettable, allowing her to feel loved, desired and the only one.To do this, you first need to decide on the location of the festive event. Traditional home gatherings entail evening washing of dishes and cleaning, which will not please the birthday girl very much. It is better to choose a cozy restaurant or cafe with a pleasant interior and soft, calm music. In addition, you need to take care of decorating the room in advance - garlands, balloons, vases of flowers and small posters with congratulations. Of course, this is all individual, and depends on the number of guests invited, the age of the birthday girl, her tastes and preferences.
The search for a gift should also be taken very seriously. Be sure to choose a beautiful bouquet of flowers - this is an indispensable attribute of any women's holiday. Well, the main gift can be jewelry, books, paintings, all kinds of expensive accessories, in general, everything that your beloved woman, wife and mother dreams of. If you want to give a fairly expensive gift, you can invite all your invited friends, family and relatives to buy it together. Let everyone contribute a certain part of the total amount - such a solution will be quite acceptable.
And so everyone gathered at the festive table. The birthday girl is in the center, cordially welcoming guests and accepting congratulations and gifts. As a rule, the husband makes the first toast in honor of the hero of the occasion. It would be great if it was a poem dedicated to your beloved wife.
Children should also prepare properly - you can sing a congratulatory song, give homemade items and crafts to your mother.
During the feast, it is necessary to give each guest the opportunity to congratulate the birthday girl, say warm words to her and give her a memorable gift.
To prevent guests from getting bored, organize several fun entertaining competitions. For example, the “Karaoke Competition”, according to which each participant must perform a song, one way or another dedicated to the birthday girl. As a rule, there are no losers or winners in this competition, but there is a lot of fun, joy and positive emotions!
After this, you can invite everyone gathered to dance a little. Fast and slow dancing to your favorite tunes will come in handy on such a festive evening.
Also during the birthday celebration, you can hold a competition called “Portrait of the Birthday Girl.” To do this, all participants are divided into two teams. Each team is given one piece of paper and pencils or markers. The task is to paint a portrait, but each participant can draw only one part assigned to him. For example, the first one draws the outline of the face, the second one draws the eyes, the third one draws the nose, and so on. The birthday girl is given the role of judge. The team that completes the task better and faster wins.
In the intervals between competitions, everyone present is invited to the table, at which they can also arrange quizzes, for example, with riddles for adults.
Make sure that absolutely all guests participate in entertainment activities. After all, the holiday will be unforgettable only if everyone is having fun, dancing and singing from the heart, giving each other their own and positive emotions.
At the end of the evening, you can hold a competition for the best dance, the winner of which will be the hero of the occasion!
Scenario for celebrating the anniversary (birthday) of a woman named Elena
Other scenarios
The script can easily be remade for a woman with a different name using other materials from the site.
Presenter:
You are happy, dear Elena,
Worthy like no other!
You are a flawless queen,
Great success awaits you in everything!
Happy anniversary,
We wish you great happiness,
After all, everyone knows - there is no doubt,
That our life is one moment.
Let humor, jokes and smiles
Here they fly around like flying fish.
And we ask you to always be like this -
Cheerful, joyful, simple.
And protecting the bright years,
So that adversity passes by.
For the hundredth anniversary
A group of friends will come.
Celebrate your anniversary with a smile.
Champagne is poured into glasses.
The guests perform an old gypsy romance for the hero of the occasion (two can sing, and everyone else picks up the chorus):
THE GLASSES ARE POURED, THERE IS A REFLECTION OF AMBER IN THEM,
AND FACES LIGHT UP LIKE SPRING DAWN!
WITH WINE, MEANING IS CARRYED AWAY, IT BECOME LIGHTER,
AND A TOAST IN THE HEART ASKS: WE DRINK TO THE ANNIVERSARY!
OUR CHOIR SINGS AN ANCIENT CHANT, THE CHAMPAGNE IS FLOWING IN A RIVER
IN HONOR OF OUR BEAUTIFUL AND BELOVED LENA DEAR!
WHAT COULD BE MORE WONDERFUL, WHEN, THAT LOVE,
YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL MEET YOU WITH A SONG!
LET THE EVENING BEGINN AS A NEW CIRCLE OF LIFE,
AND ALL DREAMS COME TRUE, AND EVERYTHING BLOWERS AROUND!
LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA,
LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, LENA, drink up
Musical pause. Then a toast is made to the parents.
(calls them by first name and patronymic)
We are all just children in this world,
Parents are owed everything
Let's drink to them while standing,
We love you, we need you!
After the guests have eaten a little, the host holds a competition to see how well the guests know the hostess of the holiday.
Three pairs of guests are called, some sit on chairs, and partners stand behind.
The first question is asked:
1. On what day of the week was Elena born?
The couple who knows the answer to the question must give the sign by crowing the rooster “KU-ka-re-ku!!!” loud!
Then just answer the question. The competition is very funny.
2. What is the name of your first love?
3. What was the assessment in physics?
4. In what maternity hospital was you born?
You can ask absolutely no matter what questions, the very process of observing the subjects is already delightful.
After a short pause, offer to give gifts.
To do this, you can use a song to the tune of “What do you need?”
We chose a gift for you, oh, all together
Suddenly we got a nervous tremor,
Even though we all knew what we needed, what we needed
But where to get it, where to get what you want.
We're shopping in droves, oh! We went, oh! Went!
We wanted to get you a diamond brooch!
Even though we all knew what we needed, what we needed,
But where can I get it, but where can I get what you want?
And we bought you a treasured gift
And our nervous trembling passed
We bought you what we could, what we could
Take it whether you like it or not!
Gave a gift.
The host is holding a competition of adjectives, for example starting with the letter L. You must first come up with (ask the guests) 9 adjectives. Then insert them into the text. It usually turns out funny. Give the resulting copy to Elena as a souvenir.
We came to _______(1)________festival, to ___________(2)____________Elena,
To_______(3)___________congratulate you on your ____________(4)______________anniversary.
Eat________________(5)____________food, give________(6)__________gifts.
And leave _______________(7)________in a mood. Remembering____________(8)__________anniversary
until the end of my___________(9)________________life.
Fill the next break with a sweet tooth contest.
Competition for adults "Congratulations"
For this competition, two or more participants are called, depending on how many candies you have. 4 pieces of candy prepared in advance (lollipop is much funnier).
Participants are invited to tell Elena or wishes.
Then the host offers to open one candy and continue pouring out their wishes.
The congratulators also put the next candy into their mouths and continue to give compliments.
Then we open another candy and put it in our mouth, and congratulate you on three lollipops.
The fourth candy will be for reserve so that the widest-mouthed can try their hand at the competition.
The winner is the participant who, with the most amount of candy, was able to at least mumble something.
To entertain your guests, hold a few more competitions, for example:
"Fashion Designer"
If your guests are having a blast and you don't have any more left, I offer a great competition that doesn't require any preparation, and you can find a roll of toilet paper in stock.
Props: Toilet paper
The team consists of two people:
Fashion designer and test subject...
From a roll of toilet paper, you need to build an outfit.
The audience decides whose outfit is better.
The hero of the day rewards the best teams with rolls of toilet paper.
If all the guests gave gifts and congratulated the hero of the day, sing a song - a toast
Remade song. Motif "Robin Hearing a Voice"
A remade song to congratulate a woman on her birthday, name day.
Today is your birthday
We came hastily to congratulate you
And wish you success and work
Leave the happy one with gifts
Let's take a cucumber on a fork,
Pour a glass for everyone!
We'll drink to your health,
Here's to a glorious anniversary.
You won't go to bed early today
Listening to all our wishes!
And only then, dear, will you understand,
How we love you, gentle creature!
Let's take a cucumber on a fork,
Pour a glass for everyone!
We'll drink to your health,
Here's to a glorious anniversary.
If the guests have enough fun, play with them games and competitions.
Other games, sweepstakes, competitions
Have a nice anniversary evening